"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Moofahsa

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Well in my business I meet with a lot of business type folks in a tourism setting, had a doctor give me 15 6 packs of viagra samplers...this was about a week ago. Well this girl I've been chatting with was all "lonely" today, and I invited her over with the intention that I was going to bang her into next week. 100mg of viagra is the MOST INSANE experience ever. I nailed it for 2 1/2 hours, went 3 times and was finally told to stop. She fell right asleep and I just got her out the door about 30 minutes ago...

Sad part is I could probably do it all over again, but I know I am going to be super sore from over doing it tomorrow. LOL

She called me an animal before she left, said she had never been with anyone with that much "Ummmpfff"

haha anyhow, have a good valentines day guys, that was awesome.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lookyoung

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This one old guy at work gave me Levitra a few weeks ago. I have not tried it yet. I am a little scared and when I pop it I want it to be with an HB10. I may be hooking up with an HB10 on feb 29 that I have known for a while. I have a feeling I am going to bang her.

I wouldn't mind trying it but I don't need it. Plus what if I get the side effect were my **** won't go down for 6 hours. That would be fvcking crazy.

One side of me says if it ain't broke dont fix it.

But another side of me says try it. Its probably a 99% chance that nothing will happen. I heard that when your on viagra your able to have more orgasms. I think I am going to try it. According the the medical community everthing is bad. I think I am going to try it.
 
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brett012 said:
I want viagra now... how do I get it?

Probably can order it from an online pharmacy. I may have to give it a try myself.


I am not sure a doctor would prescribe it to a young healthy male would they?
 

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100mg is insane!

Try cutting each of those into 4's, then into eights. Try the 25mg dose, as that will keep you hard and stiff for all the action you'll want and give you all the help you need.

I sometimes try 1/8 of those pills. 12.5mg's and that is enough to get it done. 100mg must have given you a massive headache, etc. I'm sure that was pretty powerful stuff. Ha.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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I do Penile Exercises to make my d!ck bigger and to have harder and longer lasting erections. Now, some people don't believe in this or there is theorys that it can damage your man hood. It can but, only if you do it in-correctly or too much. Plus it is natural and these techniques can go back to ancient times... So, far it works for me.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I have taken a few Xanax with a six pack of beer and have gone for over 3 hours. I wouldn't recommend this however, it's not safe to mix those drugs.
 

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get some cialis. i've rocked some chics boats pretty big with that stuff. 10mg will turn you into Rocco. the difference to viagra being that it lasts 48 hours and stops working when you're not aroused. seriously, that sh!t is like another level, it turns you into a life support system for a deadly stunt c0ck.
 

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yeah, 100mg is crazy... enough to give a corpse a raging hard on. I bet you had the headaches of your life the next day..

25mg is a good fat dose for a healthy male. So buy 100mg and break the pill. Will make you able to go for 2-3 hours without heavy headaches afterwards. But mind that Viagra turns sour in 3-4 weeks time once the pill is broken in half or four parts.

Viagra takes about half an hour after swallowing the pill to hit your system. But if you think it´s necessary, you can chew the stuff, then it will hit you in 2 -3 minutes.

Viagra is a great fun drug, when taken without medical causes, but as with any drug I´d be careful and not overdo it.

Always fun to see what chicks turn into when you bang them 2 hours more or less nonstop )
Only drawback - it´s pretty hard to come under Viagra. More orgasms under Viagra? No way.

mintxx - Viagra doesn´t work either when you are not aroused.
 

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Moofahsa said:
She called me an animal before she left, said she had never been with anyone with that much "Ummmpfff"
Yea, chicks are stupid.

That "overperformace" is a telltale sign of Viagra usage.

The downside is that it's usually just a band-aid to bigger health and emotional problems.
Twenty minutes before she arrived, I took the pill. We never cooked dinner that night. We had sex at least 7 times (I lost count) until we finally collapsed out of sheer exhaustion. My girlfriend was amazed! I knew I had to get more of those pills.

Soon I found I couldn't (or wouldn't) have sex without taking Viagra first. My girlfriend got fed up with my behavior and dumped me.
The more you use a crutch, the more you weaken yourself in the long run...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HAHAHA pretty cool brother...I've never used Viagra but I have used cyalis and it did wonders for me plus I have tried those tablets at the quick stops or 7/11s and they are pretty decent. I gotta warn you though like the guy said before me you shouldnt take it all the time though, I took it once and I went for maybe 3hr's I didnt feel anything until I stopped.....the girl was saying stop for maybe 45 mins until I finally did and when I did maybe like 15 mins later I started to feel sick.....couple of minutes later I found out I was dehydrated and almost ;passed out getting to the fridge. So becareful and smart when you use that sh1t BUT it is always nice to hear the girls say that they've never had anyone last as long as you....and when she tells her friends they always wanna try you out to see if its true so good luck brother.
 

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my favorite is cialis. but be careful on it. and DO NOT take it with alcohol. just the other day i took one and went out to the bars and got drunk. well i was sick for two days straight with the worst migraines i've ever had. and not to mention i was dry heaving.

didnt want to scare you guys but just take it responsibly. anything over 25mg is too much for me, i'll get really bad headaches. but yeah, ur hard on is insane.
 

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My ex works at the airport and does screening, she gets all kinds of free stuff, she got me a free pack of a knock off viagre, I haven't tried it yet but after all these stories, I'm definately going to give her a go.
 

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Rudra,
I like your sig, very nice!
 

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Danger said:
How are you guys getting these? I tried but I get turned down due to my age.
When you are ready, we will find you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Has anyone usd Canadian pharmacies? Canda as shorter patent protect time than USA, so they have legal generic versions
 

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I was thinking about trying Viagra when I drank as a cure for whiskey d.ick. Anybody know if its safe to take when you're drunk? I heard its not safe to mix medication and alcohol.
 

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MacAvoy said:
My ex works at the airport and does screening, she gets all kinds of free stuff,
I can't say for certain, but its sounds like you're telling me your ex one of those *******s that always steal s.hit out of your bag when you travel. You get to your destination and are like...where's my f.ucking camera?
 

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I would guess that sometime soon - maybe in the next 25 years - there is going to be a safe, over-the-counter pill that gives instant hour-long erections 99.9% of the time. Erection problems will become like migraines; nothing to be ashamed of, just take a pill and move on.

Ironically, the knowledge that such a pill exists might save alot of guys from performance anxiety.
 

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ive heard there is a nasal spray coming out in the next year that will make men or women insanely horny within 15 minutes. With Viagra, and this stuff coming out, the population is going to grow like crazy. Invest in diaper and baby formula stocks.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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