very important read

[callowhill]

guys give me your opinion on this girl trying to give me tips on myspace


me:
will you marry me?

her:
Smiles* hmmmmmn I gotta think about it I'm get back at u on dat 1 u gotta Do something that make me want 2 ~A

her:who are you?


me:THIS callowhill FROM na AND I WAS ONLY JOKING BUT YOU SEEM INTERESTING SO HOW CAN I GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER

her:I dont normally reply back to messages like that but u seemed interesting
ur self so I had 2 play around wid u a lil bit u just started~A

me:YOU SEE MY REAL AGENDA ISNT TO REALLY GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER ITS TO SEE WHERE MY GAME IS. CAN YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO WORK ON.
CUZ IM ALWAYS TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF

her:Ok Sure dis will be fun iight 1st off dont ask a girl will u marry me das points off u'll look like a stalker.................hold up I dont kno if I should give u all my tips ........iight i'ma give u them cause i dont spit game anymore......But when u tryna come at dese girls on myspace just be real if u think she pretty tell her how u feel ......~A

her:u didn't even reply wow u did a good job give me feedback on wat u do n i'mz help u by da time i'm done u gonna be bag'n da chicks sike naw u not gonna bag thoses u gonna bag dem classy broadz~A

me:BUT YOU GOT TO LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS HOW MANY DUDES SAYS THE SAME THING LIKE YOUR CUTE,PRETTY, BEUATIFUL ETC. BUT WHAT I DID WAS SHOWED THAT I HAD SENSE OF HUMOR AND PERSONALITY

her:Yeas but b4 for u say that u gotta spark a convo like I woulda come off 2 me like
I was look'n at ya picture Wow I see the Example of my future wifey or some stuff like that~A

me:WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME A NICE GUY ?

her:LOL wat kinda guy u wanna be lol a ig guy or da 1 dat every girl wanna be wid~A

me:HOLD UP SECOND ITS NOT THAT I HAVE NO GAME IM JUST TRYING TO BETTER IT LIL SIS


her:LOl Okay dont get all hostile big bro I'mz just tryna help u out right u'z a funny person so i see what u tryna do get in a girls head 2 see what dey like n what they dont so u tryna use me sike naw i'llz help u

me:WHATS THE FLYIST GAME A BOY EVER PLAYED ON YOU

her:let me think............NOBODY eva spit some type of game 2 me because i'mz just that girl sike naw but I can't really think of nobody that spit some game 2 me that i didn't pick up on ~A

me:ALRIGHT THE FLYIST GAME A BOY EVER TRIED TO PLAY ON YOU

her:NONE~A


what do you guys think

 

[Flabbergasped?]

LOLOL

This is pathetically sad.

1) Don't ask girls what you can do to improve. They don't know what they want, they will only lead you astray.

2) I don't think the person you were talking to was even a girl.

How is this even gonna help you? You'll use a different Myspace opener? Search skiptomylou, he has dozens of myspace opener topics that are better than "I was look'n at ya picture Wow I see the Example of my future wifey"

 

[BadAssMoFo]

i think you both need to go back to english class

 

[23_deep]

That wasn't very important for anyone to read. Why did you title this that?

Why didn't you title it "a conversation I had on myspace what does it mean?"

Because no one would want to read that?

 

[Potbelly]

I think.....you're a sad sad waste of air.