"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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I am very sad and angry to bring this to everyone's attention. There have been WAY too many people posting useless crap around here. This will no longer be tolerated. If you want to post useless crap, go to badswirlgirl.com and fill up thier space with your incoherent clutter. Some of you may be thinking "but crazykid, what will be done?" Well now, the answer to that is simple and will be answered shortly.

Despite the total number of registered users being over 11,000 people, not even HALF of them post here. To add insult, not even HALF of THAT posts quality posts. Do you know how frustrating it is as a member, to go through a page and a half of crap before finding something RELATIVELY good? Do you know how frustrating it is for a moderator to go through and see countless flames because some IDIOT decided to ask a question!? It's heartwrenching to see this.

After wracking ideas for a long time, we finally decided an idea to the solution. Bannings. The formula is simple really:

- If you have over 100 posts, you must have atleast HALF of them giving advice that is of good quality.

- If you have less then 50 posts, atleast 15 of them need to have been advice giving posts.

- If you have less then 25 posts...You are screwed.

There will be no "ifs, ands, or buts." Under NO cirumstance will ANYONE be spared. Hell, a MODERATOR could get "fired." Highly unlikely, since we are the very best of the very best...But it could happen. If I was you and I wasn't banned yet, I'd be out there posting BIBLE worthy advice. There are NO second chances.

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P.S. - APRIL FOOLS!! :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ha ha!! April fools... despite the harshness of this, There is some good that could come from some rules like this (not this perse tho... that would just be mean)
 
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Hahaha

You got me. Good one.
I already began formulating a response in my head while reading your post and would try to discuss with you how it would be possible for a pupil to give advice. They would be the ones seeking advice and hence making posts which your post led me to believe you were sick of.
The seekers of advice would, as you state, not be spared.

BUT, there is truth to the matter of how many registered users there are that have yet to post anything.
I notice there are many members with zero posts that have a join date well over 6 months.
In addition, I was one of the members who registered and did not like their original userID, so I registered a different one.
Obviously , it would be best to delete the first userID I registered with.
 
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crap, I liked the idea. It will eliminate flame attacks on yours truely and it will eliminate my responses. some say why respond...cause I'm a fighter. it tests my thinking ability...like when I busted joey37 on being unreal in a real world.

maybe a flame section is warrented that way if you want to check in and argue wackoffs then you can but flaming in the regular sections should be strictly forbidden like the way I do at P.U.
 
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grr got me on that one!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well, this thread served its intended purpose. Man...I love this job!

Since it is no longer April Fools, I'm de-sticking this thread and closing it. I won't delete it because it'll be good for laughs...Or clueless newbies who stumble on it. :D

*Ahem* Thread unstuck and Thread Closed.
 
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