"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vegas

Yo'Mama

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My American brothers,

Kindly help a Brit out. Going to Vegas in a few weeks (first time there) with a buddy. Will be hiring a very flash car and staying in a Penthouse Suite in the Bellagio. As tacky as this sounds it should be fun.

We'd like to meet girls over there. Any tips on places to go, etc? Is it worth trying to line stuff up over the net beforehand or just rock up? Just looking for 'normal girls'. Vegas hookers are Plan B :woo:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bellagio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite

been to vegas a bunch times for family trips never for "sin city fun"(no point if your not 21)........

but from what I hear girls are very easy just be careful. the scene is LOADED with drugs(meaning girls might have some on them when you bring them back to your room) and vegas cops are cracking down hard.

when i was like 11 I remember the people in the room were partying and about 2 hours later cops raided it and were arresting people

besides that have fun....and getting laid is a given. dont gamble all your money away
 

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Dude! You should have no prob getting girls, bro! Especially being in a flashy car and being in a suite. Tacky? Who gives a fvck!? That's awesome!

That being said. I went there when I was 17 :( Terrible terrible thing to do to a young man. I went there for my Moms wedding. But still had a good time.

I don't have first hand XP there aside from that BUT, I would reccommend hitting up some clubs for sure. I would assume that's where people would congregate for hook-ups. It is Vegas right? What else are people going there for?
 

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Mike, thanks for the amazing PM.

Irocknike and Joverby - thanks guys. I'm really looking forward to this trip. It's about a month away but I really can't wait. I know I'm going to have an amazing time even if I strike out with every girl I see, lol.

America gets a lot of bad press but it's such an amazing country. I've been to New York a couple of times but apart from that have been West only once and I still remember the feeling of awe at the vastness of the landscape. Was really magical. And for driving there is no better country. Driving where I live SUCKS. All the highways are tolled and you have to stop every 10 minutes to pay a fare. Where's the romance in that?!

I think since I read 'On the Road' by Jack Kerouac I've been fascinated with travelling around America on wheels. This road trip is pretty short - just LA to Vegas but think it will be a lot of fun.

Getting hot girls there will be the icing on the cake. Irocknike thanks for the warning about drugs. The last thing I want to do is end up mixed up in that kind of trouble. Not sure how to guard against it though, unless it's obvious that the girl is high I guess. Can't really strip search them before getting them to the room, heh. Unfortunately.

Anyway I'll update you when I get back. Hopefully it will make a good field report!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I go there about 8 times a year or so as I live in the LA area. Really like the Bellagio so you are good there.

As far as where to find girls? Everywhere! Trust me you can't miss them. Hopefully the weather is still pool weather by the time you get there....it should be. Lots of girls party all day there, although the Bellagio pool area is not a party pool area so to speak...very nice though. I would highly rec Club XS at Encore. Tryst as well. And Marquee at the Cosmo. You will probably like O'Sheas for a more relaxed college crowd. And you for sure have to go to Spearmint Rhino one night. It's a club/strip club all in one!

XS> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4mRbrmPZZg
 

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Thanks cordon cordon. I think the weather will be ok for pool parties. Just checked and October high is around 28 degrees. I'm glad I'm going then cos there's a big drop in November.

I came across Tryst when researching the trip. It's at the Wynn hotel right? Looks like a sweet place.

We have Spearmint Rhino in the UK too but it's a strip club only. Will definitely check it out.

The only bad thing about this trip is I won't be there on Friday or Saturday so I'm missing out on the biggest nights.
 

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Yo'Mama said:
Thanks cordon cordon. I think the weather will be ok for pool parties. Just checked and October high is around 28 degrees. I'm glad I'm going then cos there's a big drop in November.

I came across Tryst when researching the trip. It's at the Wynn hotel right? Looks like a sweet place.

We have Spearmint Rhino in the UK too but it's a strip club only. Will definitely check it out.

The only bad thing about this trip is I won't be there on Friday or Saturday so I'm missing out on the biggest nights.
Yeah I have been there for Halloween, and its still warm enough for the pool. Anytime after that and you are pushing it.

I would go to both Tryst and for sure XS. Trust me on that.

Don't get me wrong, the Rhino is a strip club, but it is literally filled with 9 strippers, I mean hundreds of them, and its a club atmosphere for sure.

You might also want to try a pool party during the day. MGM, Encore, the Venetian, and the Hard Rock all have great ones. Although if you aren't going to be there on the weekend, that might not be happening as much.
 
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