"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vasectomy, Has anyone had it?

dustmuffin

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As a kid of about 13 I was joking around with my uncle. I kicked him in the nuts by accident. He had just had a vasecectomy. He cussed me as he was doubled over in pain. Lots of threats. My dad stepped in laughing and told him to knock it off. In fact the whole group there was laughing.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Asmodeus

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I would consider it being that I do not want kids. However, I just practice sex with a condom... Honestly, I do not mind the condom so much, I actually kind of prefer it.
 
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