"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Valentine's day..

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Dante3214

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How would I attract as little attention as possible to myself?
I know this ain't the right attitude, but I'm not ready (yet).
The last thing I want is some retard asking me about it (well.. maybe not a retard, but you get the idea)...
I'm only 15 so forget going out anywhere (not many places to go here in Georgia)



What I'm asking is.. well.. How to not feel bad because I'm going to hate Valentine's Day?


EDIT: O crap I almost forgot! There's this girl... that.. I REALLY REALLY REALLY don't like! She likes me because I'm comfortable around her (I'm only comfortable because she's ugly+emo, so there's no good personality in there). She's going to get me @#$% for Valentines! I'm worried.. as I don't want the attention, especially not from her.. any ideas on what to do? And yes, I've already clarified to her that we're "just friends". Hehe..
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You're 15!!!! Just play some video games and the day will pass by.
 
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flood her with attention, phone her 24/7, give her candy, roses and poetry, and start telling her you love her every ****ing day and watch her running to the hills screaming eheh now that's a good valentine's day.
 
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I know how you feel. There's this fat chick that likes me, but I don't have/show any interest at all in her. I'll probably get some crap from her for Valenitne's Day.

Just thank her for it and take it. Tell her that you feel bad for not getting her anything for her because you, as a guy, don't do that sort of thing for friends. Try to be funny about it.
 
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admit to her that you are gay.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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NeedToImprove

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no wavejams what if the fat ugly chick has hot friends, what a bad rapport that would give :D
 
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