"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Valentines Day the movie

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Went and saw it with the G/F yesterday and i can say without shadow of a doubt Its quite easily the most AFC garbage movie I Have ever seen in my life bar none. 95% of the movie was litterally cringe worthy. Guys saying they love the girl after like two dates, men being told to forgive women for their faults (which in one case is being cheated on) the only seemingly alpha male turns out to be gay.

also the gender roles had been completely reversed with julia roberts of all people supposedly being the tough single mum whos a soldier in the army. Ontop of all this I only saw the movie to see Jessica alba and shes on screen for all of about 5 minutes.

overall lesson save your money and never watch this movie!

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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jocca said:
Went and saw it with the G/F yesterday and i can say without shadow of a doubt Its quite easily the most AFC garbage movie I Have ever seen in my life bar none. 95% of the movie was litterally cringe worthy. Guys saying they love the girl after like two dates, men being told to forgive women for their faults (which in one case is being cheated on) the only seemingly alpha male turns out to be gay.

also the gender roles had been completely reversed with julia roberts of all people supposedly being the tough single mum whos a soldier in the army. Ontop of all this I only saw the movie to see Jessica alba and shes on screen for all of about 5 minutes.

overall lesson save your money and never watch this movie!

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Honestly, are you even surprised the movie was like that? The movie is a chick-flick targeting Valentines Day (guy does anything to please the girl)
 

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Unfortunatly I did expect it to be very average, but this was a whole new world of average.
 

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well at least it was better than "Dear John"

it's a feel good movie, and not really about reality...I actually enjoyed watching it with my sister and our girl cousin (both 16...I'm 23)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You expected anything better from such a brown-nosing society? People aren't in it for reality. It's obvious when movies like "Avatar" made a **** load of money. TS you should have checked your woman because I know it had to have been her idea to see such a garbage ass film.
 

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Valentine's Day fulfills its purpose. It is a sweet film, suitably sweet in the ways of love, with a constant head shot of who's who celebrity actors. It's a very glib, shallow movie, but it keeps you moving around enough that you could actually have a good time.
 

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I watched the movie on HBO out of curiosity. I like watching the occasional chick-flick just to laugh at how retarded they are. Any 12-year-old can write a chick-flick.

Valentines Gay was written by a woman (Katherine Fugate). The same woman who wrote New Years Eve which.. amazingly.. is an even bigger pile of sh!t than Valentines Gay.
 

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Think of it as a James Bond movie for women. It's cheesy, escapist, fantasy stuff...nothing more.
 

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op is an afc for going to watch that instead of watching the new die hard,gangster squad, or at least the hobbit
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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