Valentine's Day protocol

[PapiChulo]

Its my 3rd date with this chick. I ve done everything except actual penetration. We happen to have a date on Valentine's Day and I was looking for some ideas, because I better be getting laid, otherwise I ll drop her. I got wine at my place, and normally it would just be me asking her to come over. But she seems to be wanting to actually do something. Hate this ****. What's your recommendations? Get romantic? Date ideas? I am thinking enough with actual dates, just a casual meetup in a nice setting and then I take her home for some....banging.

 

[AllDay85]

Take her to a nice restaurant then bring her back for drinks. Make the moves. If she's going on a 3rd date with you, it's highly likely she wants to ****, so don't miss your chance.

 

[Desdinova]

For me, it's always putting on a movie. It doesn't even matter what the hell you watch. Watch it for a bit and then just start making out with her on the couch. Then you stand up, take her hand, and lead her to the bedroom. You don't even have to say anything.

Its my 3rd date with this chick. I ve done everything except actual penetration.

I've actually made women wait until the 4th date even when they're ready to go on the 3rd. But I'm sick like that. Leaving them in suspense is cruel

 

[LiveFreeX]

I gave my wife the gift of ****.

For me, it's always putting on a movie. It doesn't even matter what the hell you watch. Watch it for a bit and then just start making out with her on the couch. Then you stand up, take her hand, and lead her to the bedroom. You don't even have to say anything.

I just flip my wife on her stomach and pull down her pants.

 

[Desdinova]

My new woman got her gift a bit early: an orgasm

 

[LiveFreeX]

Take her to a nice restaurant

May cause bedroom farting.. advise against this. Fvck her first, then go to a Chinese buffet, let her pay yours and you can pay hers, everybody is happy. Even better wait till the next day cause then everything is back to reg price.

A nice restaurant = you out money. Valentines day is for both parties, not just for the woman and lets be honest, there's no restaurant better than a buffet when you've got those after sex munchies.

My wife and I are sitting here in bed and my wife tells me that some dolt at her workplace spent 85 dollars on a stuffed dino for his girl. I told my wife if she wants some of those candy hearts, I'll buy her a bag tomorrow when they are half off. My wife asks "Why the people are so stupid?". She adds that at a nice restaurant, you are going to compare against other people, buffets make everyone equal. Dinner, drinks and desert all included in one price.

My wife says she wants to open a restaurant to take advantage of stupid people.

 

[PapiChulo]

I am taking her to a park here popular with couples with a great view in the evening, by the time we are done most places will be closed or closing, so we bounce to mi casa.....

 

[PapiChulo]

Ok, she is sleeping it off in my bed. Never I would have though that this one wants to be dominated. She has all these weird sexual hang ups. She wants me to bite her nipple really hard, but won't let me leak her pus$y. Mentioned all this 50 shades of gay crap. I guess that's what I am doing in the morning as well. Gonna buy a whip tomorrow.

 

[parkthebus]

Ok, she is sleeping it off in my bed. Never I would have though that this one wants to be dominated. She has all these weird sexual hang ups. She wants me to bite her nipple really hard, but won't let me leak her pus$y. Mentioned all this 50 shades of gay crap. I guess that's what I am doing in the morning as well. Gonna buy a whip tomorrow.

Why can't you lick her *****? Possible **** test

 

[PapiChulo]

That's what I am thinking too. But I am not really in position to kinda force myself in there. To add more, she had a nightmare in the middle of the night and started crying. Then in the morning, she asks me what I am thinking about her crying. I brushed it off saying that I want a divorce! That was a sh!t test imho. Could be a possible nut case.