"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Shapoopie

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me and my girlfriend were wondering why when were making out i can feel her vagina start vibrating? also does anybody know how to make it happen again and what it is? Lastly, does the guy feel any movements or anything when a girl has an orgasm?
thanks dudes
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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It's not an actual "vibration", its a twitch.
When you stimulate a woman's ****oris just right, the nerves of her **** start to twitch it. When she's twitching like mad, you know you're getting her off.
The twitch is felt through her body and all through her body. So you'll usually see her buck her hips up as the sensations go through her body.
Also, pay attention to her moisture, usually she starts streaming more wetness the longer she's in that state. So use that as clues you're doing it right.
 

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howl ong does it take for a woman to orgasm with oral or fingering? my nose couldnt handle it after a while...
 

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Depends on the environment, amount and quality of your foreplay, and how turned on she is. Generally, you must have FOREPLY and put her AT EASE, and relaxed. She may be excited, but if she feels comfortable with you, and the environment (unless she's and exhibitionist or a Hooker)is acceptable, she'll get her motor running guaranteed. But you can't get impatient with her.
YOU NEED to be "the guy" that does it for her.
And the GUY that does it for her is PATIENT.Get it?
Be patient, and make ALL the right moves.
Do it right, every time.

Sounds like a DJ slogan dunnit?

And as far as your nose, you're insinuating that she's smelly?
That sucks.
Only thing I can suggest is try some scented oils, or if you're tactful enough
you can politely suggest she clean up before your lovemaking.
Hell, offer to wash her pvssy if you have to.
But you MUST do oral on her. It is required.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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kickureface

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mm well we did have a lot of foreplay before i went down. she was wet as hell already anyways. but i could sense she was a bit nervous since she kept asking me if it was weird, and later she pulled me up. she said it felt good though. either way, if shes nervous and not relaxed, it isnt goingi to happen, eh?

and uh, she did shower. lol. that's whats weird. but we went out for a bit before anything started to happen. it was about 5 hours before i went down. does that matter at all, as in, is it the juices flowing for a bit that smell?

out of curiosity, you said "you're insinuating that she's smelly?"
i always thought that all girls smell. am i wrong?
 

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She must be very inexperienced. Damn...

???

Most women do NOT "smell", kick. Actually, let me rephrase that. Chances are, you will not smell them when they DO "smell" (after working out, for example.). Women will usually smell only about as much as we may smell.
You do know that men and women have the same bacteria in their groinage,. So you can assume that we pretty much smell alike.
With the exception that they have an inside that can still produce smell even if the outside is washed. That's usually the problem.

Their pvssy usually just smells like pvssy.

But if you can't take it, maybe she's not hygenic enough. I've never had to gag and stop oral because of smell.All the girls I've been with always washed, douched, and perfumed themselves.
And if they didn't, their pvssy just smelled like normal pvssy.

Does she douche at all?

Damn, call me Professor or something...
LOL.

This is too funny.
 

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Shapoopie said:
me and my girlfriend were wondering why when were making out i can feel her vagina start vibrating? also does anybody know how to make it happen again and what it is? Lastly, does the guy feel any movements or anything when a girl has an orgasm?
thanks dudes
How old are you???
 

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Interceptor said:
She must be very inexperienced. Damn...

???

Most women do NOT "smell", kick. Actually, let me rephrase that. Chances are, you will not smell them when they DO "smell" (after working out, for example.). Women will usually smell only about as much as we may smell.
You do know that men and women have the same bacteria in their groinage,. So you can assume that we pretty much smell alike.
With the exception that they have an inside that can still produce smell even if the outside is washed. That's usually the problem.

Their pvssy usually just smells like pvssy.

But if you can't take it, maybe she's not hygenic enough. I've never had to gag and stop oral because of smell.All the girls I've been with always washed, douched, and perfumed themselves.
And if they didn't, their pvssy just smelled like normal pvssy.

Does she douche at all?

Damn, call me Professor or something...
LOL.

This is too funny.
sure, prof! and i guess you can say that shes inexperienced. more like, no experience ever, if you're referring to her getting nervous.

anyways ill check it out again next time, and if theres still a problem ill wash her personally >:O
 

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Just enjoy the innocence and tenderness of it all for now. Soon you will be under her weilding several illegal stimulating devices in a lenghtened attempt to achieve something you probably will need goggles for. Not that that ever happened to me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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dude who the fvck are you dating? Dr. Robotnic? that's like asking me why my **** gets hard when I see a woman in 6 inch pumps and her birthday suit...
 
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