"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Vagigi smells bad

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Yesterday morning, I heard a DJ on the radio say that vags look "alien," and the woman host became obviously pissed off, defending All womens' vaginas in general, and started attacking the look of our d!cks. I thought the guy host who spoke up, out of the blue, on this kinda conservative "easy listening" music station, had some cajones. It was funny. I wonder if he lost his job. You Know she didn't.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Usually it is just Thrush (yeast infection) if a girls vagina smells which is very common; around 80% of woman get it a some point it's not really down to bad hygiene.

To treat it you can use Canesten (anti-fungal) cream and/or pill. I usually whack some on my nob after sex just as a preventative measure because even though men can't develop it themselves it is possible to catch it off a woman.

I've had it and it ain't nice just due to the smell; whenever i would go for a piss the smell was so strong I could smell it standing up and it sucks cause girls won't suck your **** either cause it stinks and is cheesy lol.

See the link for details. http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/womenshealth/207022.html
 

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Usually it is just Thrush (yeast infection) if a girls vagina smells which is very common; around 80% of woman get it a some point it's not really down to bad hygiene.

To treat it you can use Canesten (anti-fungal) cream and/or pill. I usually whack some on my nob after sex just as a preventative measure because even though men can't develop it themselves it is possible to catch it off a woman.

I've had it and it ain't nice just due to the smell; whenever i would go for a piss the smell was so strong I could smell it standing up and it sucks cause girls won't suck your **** either cause it stinks and is cheesy lol.
 
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