Vacuum Cleaner guy

[jaymo]

Hey guys,

I'm 22 and I go to collage, and right now I have an on-campus job which involves vacuuming the dorm hallways and stairways. The vacuum that I use is one of the backpack vacuums that basically make it look like a ghostbuster or something.

Now obviously with such an "interesting" thing on my back while I do my job, I sometimes get comments or looks from people, and I've gotten comments like "wow, that vacuum is tight" and stuff like that from the girls (and when I vacuum the apartment hallways I pass by a lot of girls since it's coed). Other times, when I'm vacuuming the stair ways, girls walk by and are like "excuse me" and stuff. A couple girls even asked me to clean their room. One time I was like "sure, but what's in it for me? " and I ended up with a bag of candy :rock:

I'm trying to figure out a routine or ****y/funny thing to say or do that will make this situation work for me, but so far I haven't really come up with something that works for me. Advice/comments are welcome.

 

[jaymo]

you could say I'm trying to brainstorm for ideas here, so next time I won't do something AFC because my mind goes blank when I get requests or whatever.

 

[TruthHurts]

If you want to go the geek route you can be all "who you gonna call?"

hahahaha.......that is fcking funny



Hey... also... getting candy out of it is really funny too....
I think it was very Suave for you to say "what is in it for me" in fact that is more suave then me.... HOWEVER, the difference is although I would have not came up with this smooth line, I would have NEVER left her room without first asking her out to dinner/movie and a number,,,, which is what you should always do !!!!!!!!! i.e. while your brainstorming and working walking up to the plate I am taking her to first base lol or moving on to the next one...

just simple.. "Hey you seem cool, how about dinner sometime"

simple...

 

[jaymo]

hahahaha.......that is fcking funny



Hey... also... getting candy out of it is really funny too....
I think it was very Suave for you to say "what is in it for me" in fact that is more suave then me.... HOWEVER, the difference is although I would have not came up with this smooth line, I would have NEVER left her room without first asking her out to dinner/movie and a number,,,, which is what you should always do !!!!!!!!! i.e. while your brainstorming and working walking up to the plate I am taking her to first base lol or moving on to the next one...

just simple.. "Hey you seem cool, how about dinner sometime"

simple...

You really think dinner/movie is a good idea? I always thought that it seemed too obvious if you offered to eat out and go to a movie.

But hey, maybe you're at a different level than I am right now and can "get away with it" because your inner game issues are better than mine. I read some of David D's stuff and one thing he says is to think up some common situations and try to figure out a response you might use generally. For example, every time a girl asks me to vacuum her room, I'm not just gonna do it. I'm gonna smile and ask "what's in it for me", and after that see if I can set up some sort of activity with her (dinner, movie, pool, etc) for a later date (kudos to TruthHurts). If she says she's busy, then I'll forget her and move on.

That sort of thing.

So, some common situations are (in brief):

1) Girl asks me to clean her room
2) Girl(s) notice me cleaning and ask me what I'm doing, why I'm vacuuming, etc
3) I'm cleaning the stairs, and a girl is walking down, and she says excuse me/sorry/etc. (this happens a LOT)
4) I'm vacuuming, I see her, make eye contact, and she smiles.
5) Same as #4, but she says "hi" as well


My "default" reactions are:

1) (already covered above)
2) I tell her that I get paid to do this (boring, I know, needs improvement)
3) Responses vary, but I haven't found anything really good. I've tried "You can't pass unless you give me something" for kicks, but it hasn't resulted in numbers or dates.
4) I smile back and maintain eye contact
5) same as #4, but I nod my head/say hi (good if you're doing week 1 of the boot camp)


comments, criticisms, B*tch slapping (when deserved) welcomed

 

[jonwon]

You really think dinner/movie is a good idea? I always thought that it seemed too obvious if you offered to eat out and go to a movie.

Whats wrong with being too obvious?

This to me sounds like a simple excuse.

there is nothing wrong with making your INTEREST known, nothing at all, kids play games. Asking a women out for a movie and or a bite to eat, one as to ensure your fuc*ing obvious, pardon the french i know your a young lad.

If you are NOT obvious she may think you want to be her male friend and go shopping for shoes, buy her lunch and be her best pal, she could even try to put make-up on you and get you to style her clothes on you.

Obvious is a good thing, it ENSURES you dont fall into friend zone.

If she says NO, you make the obvious with the NEXT girl.

The time to start gaming girls young MAN is RIGHT NOW, you will only have sex or date women by making streps this Second.

Stop making excuses.

Also if a girl giggles at you when you have your cleaner.

Say shi* like this:

Ahh so you think i am Hot? even with a vacuum cleaner, dam girl try to control yourself.


So i was promised i could vacuum the girls shower room and instead i get these crummy stairs!

If they ask you to clean there room.

you say:

Are you chatting me up? you know i am rather fussy as you can tell from my VX 2000 XG vacumm cleaner Delux, i need a hot chick to match this puppy.

Or:

I'll clean your room, if you clean my room, but dont be going through my underwear drawer, i can tell your type.

Or:

Clean your room? i am not cleaning, this is a female lie detector device, that looks like a vacuum cleaner!

Or.

just approach the random girl and say 'hi i am xxx, i have been wanting to watch this cool movie for xxxx now but i would prefer to take a girl to see it, give me your number and i'll take you to see it'.

Or.

i have been stood here pretending to vacuum for a few weeks now and you only just notice me? (when she ask's you to clean her room) and ontop of that its to clean your room! its a good job i am cute!

Or.

Clean your room>? lol nice cover, sure i'll clean your room, but you have to give me a hand. then use it as an excuse to take the pis* out of random stuff in her room and tease her about it, i.e male models posters, pink shi* e.t.c.


Just have fun with it.

 

[avus]

just trying to help you think of things/brainstorm to say/pass the time away:

when you clean their room, do a poor job of it. make them say something about it. then give them the appropriate negs about just because you think you look good, means you dont know how to opperate a vaccuum. or something like that. hell, just give her the vaccuum when you get inside her room and sit on her bed.

when you go in their room, you can do a casual look around and find out about the girl- what she likes, if she's messy(perfect for a neg or a comment how you guys wouldnt be good partners).

when you run into girls in the hallways/stairs, just diliberately get in their way. do the whole you move, she moves and move together. ask her if she's trying to dance with you. (cheesy, but it works sometimes.)

after you build some sorta rapport, just be straight up DJ and tell her that you do this for the fringe benefits and ask her out.

just trying to get you thinking...

 

[TruthHurts]

Whats wrong with being too obvious?

This to me sounds like a simple excuse.

there is nothing wrong with making your INTEREST known,


Just have fun with it.

exactly right .... i was going to say the same thing

LISTEN>.... YOU ARE NOT LISETNING>.. YOU ARE NOT LESTENING>>>..

LISTEN... stop fantasizing about how to say the perfect thing, which will have haver wanting you... it is true, that just like David D says, that type of line helps... but keep in mind... if a girl really likes you, you can throw up on her and tell her "oh my gawd, im so sorry, its just that your so beutifull you make me nervous" and she will fall for you... point is... Just make it happen

Think of it like this,,,if a hot girl came up to you and tried to bust game on you, would it really matter what she says? no... u just happy she giving yo attention... anyways.. if a girl likes you or interested in you, she will go along with just about any bullshi.t you say...

 

[jaymo]

Thanks guys for the responses.

I guess it really doesn't matter where you go for the activities. I just didn't want to fall into the whole "that's what every other guy does" or telegraph too much interest. I just thought maybe pool or square dancing or some other activity-related option would be a better option.
Part of the whole movie thing i don't like is that you don't really talk to each other or do much of anything. If I just went with my gut, I'd just enjoy the movie and talk very little if at all during the movie.

But hey, it's been ages since I took anyone out for dinner/movie, so maybe I'll try it again a few times and see how it works for me.

 

[Oxide]

I go to collage, I have a job which involves vacuuming

Couldn't make this sh1t up!




Young padawan, you only need one line, and one line only:

"Have you been a dirty girl?"

 

[jaymo]

:crackup:

 

[~attrACTION~]

For some reason this thread reminded me of none other than the CABLE GUY!

And those pornos where the pool guy or plumber has sex with the milf when the husband has gone to work.

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

For some reason this thread reminded me of none other than the CABLE GUY!

And those pornos where the pool guy or plumber has sex with the milf when the husband has gone to work.

Would it be wrong if the husband beat up the pool guy or the plumber if he caught them fvcking his wife, then refuse to pay the bill.

 

[jaymo]

Would it be wrong if the husband beat up the pool guy or the plumber if he caught them fvcking his wife, then refuse to pay the bill.

dunno. why don't you make a soap opera about that and see what happens? :rock:

Actually that sounds like something I'd see on the trial show Judge Judy.

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Why are you looking for "routines"? Don't be a social robot. You have a great opener because you're already getting attention which is a good first step. The second is to just say "hi" and take it from there.

 

[jaymo]

Why are you looking for "routines"? Don't be a social robot. You have a great opener because you're already getting attention which is a good first step. The second is to just say "hi" and take it from there.

It's the "taking it from there" after saying "hi" that I have a problem with sometimes. A lot of times I just don't have anything to say after the eye contact and I say "hi", or if I do it's the typical "AFC" stuff that you would b!tch slap me for if you heard it because its boring and doesn't create that attraction.