"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vacation Pictures

diablo

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Here are some pictures from the trip I just finished (Amsterdam and Egypt). Some are better than others - while I tried to keep away from taking "snapshots", sometimes I couldn't help myself and just took it anyway. I edited them down so you wouldn't have to wade through random crap... Let me know which ones you think are best - my favorites (and what I'm thinking of adding to my portfolio) are below the link to the photo gallery:

http://www.jbspencer.com/egypt05


My favs:


#36
#52
#54
#55
#71
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vincent

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Holy crap something other then pictures of scantily clad women, I'm impressed diablo :p

I think my favorites 1
 

whistler

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Beautiful site and photos

If Amber's lookin' for....

Nice work!
 

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Awesome photography. You are very talented. I wish I could have been there.

Man, I need to get out of America for a few weeks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Oxide

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Can you share your experiences and reactions? How did you like egypt, what was wierd/ different.

For the pics, i would love to see a human in one of those sphinx fotos to see the size comparison. I cant believe people 3000+ years ago were building these great monuments, the emprerors, the outrageous god worshiping, the gladiator fights... that is where we belong, not in our plastic SUV's with morgages and dead end jobs!

I want adventure, i want glory, i want to live the life and tell about it as if it was a great legend! What are we going to impress our kids with.. "You know, your dad went to Cub Foods today, all by himself!"
 

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Originally posted by diablo
Here are some pictures from the trip I just finished (Amsterdam and Egypt). Some are better than others - while I tried to keep away from taking "snapshots", sometimes I couldn't help myself and just took it anyway. I edited them down so you wouldn't have to wade through random crap... Let me know which ones you think are best - my favorites (and what I'm thinking of adding to my portfolio) are below the link to the photo gallery:

http://www.jbspencer.com/egypt05


My favs:


#36
#52
#54
#55
#71



What the ****?! You may at least fix your little clay art project's nose/whole face, before you take the ****ing picture!
 
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