"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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V Day = Semi V Day (semi FR?)

Distant Light

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V day = AFC Day


What a day, I swear today was probably the worst day in my life as a DJ/PUA, never have I seen so many AFC/Chodes doing some of the mose AFC things. All day today was just pure AFC things going on.

Before posting there were alot of AFCs in school today besides the dudes that actually got something from there girl or girls and never gave anything in return. I don't know but everything that has to do with giving without getting in return I consider AFC.

Anyway today I walk in with a big ass smirk because everyone has been asking me who and what am i giving my Valetines. I girl i mistakenly said "What? I'm not a fuvking chode V day are for AFCs, if she wants to buy me something cool, but don't worry you will get to see your valetine be a bitvh for a whole day."

So today comes I walk in and i'm flooded with guys holding pink bags and balloons, and just standing there in shock, my homeboy comes by and I say.

ME: Do see this!!!
Friend: I know what you mean dudes wasting they money and there getting no puvvy.
Me: lol ya there pulling a...just buying sh!t and wasting money and time.

So i get to second period because i was late and this hbbigbreast wearing a shirt that shows alot of cleavage, so i respond.

DL: (Funny tone) Wow so your trying to attract a Valetine date?
hbbig: What?
DL: *trying to fix her shirt as i know thats how it was made* your...shirt...your going to have these desperate guys fiending for you today.
Hbbig: *laughing*
DL: Well enough about you where are all the ladies at its a good day to take all the guys ladies, because i have a big surprise for them.
Hbbig: What is it?
DL: Can't If I told you I'd have to kill you?
Hbbig: lol come on plz tell me
DL: OK you really want to know?
Hbbig: yes!!!
DL: ok.. close your eyes

At this point i wrap my arms around her and sh!t as if were going to kiss but instead of kissing her I slip a Giant pen in her hoody. I don't know if i should have kissed her because it was a few people in the hallway and I usually dont' kiss a girl unless i'm semi isolated or isolated.

Next period I go to class and in my head I was thinking damn I'm not liking today all this V-day is annoying me, so i get to class 2 girls say that happy V-day sh!t and I looking alittle disgusted just say "yep" and go sit. So many girls had teddy bears, chocalate and balloons I was just sitting there looking at all these kids saying in my head "Why the fuvk would you do such nice things your not getting nothing for it."

So all day i'm just walking around me and my natural friend are just laughing at all these AFCs. (Some of them were actually just getting presents and some were exchanging but actually getting some puvvy after words, but a small percentage.)

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This probably have changed my inner game and actually for the better.

So i'm sitting down next to hb8 and she is sitting next to this chode, I'm sitting here just listenning to this kid and she is giving him IODs like crazy and he is just being nice. She then asked me some sh!t didn't understand her, something about if you liked someone would you talk to them or some crap didn't understand wtf she said, I then said something mad no fuvking sense I don't even think I should have answered that but i know it DLV. Inside of me I could feel the connection was kinda lost as if she lost hope, maybe she wanted me to talk to her I don't fuvknig know.

Anyway the turning point this damn Chode I swear he is terrible and never seen puvvy in real life, the dude fuvking sititng there sounding like a complete idiot. Inside I was thinking

"Damn now I see what is holding me back I'm not being to TOO NICE to the girls. I'm being TOO NICE to the guys, all throughout my life I was too nice to the girls. Here I am sitting next to a hb8 and have this chode talking to her and I'm being nice by not blowing him out and talking, even when other guys come to sit in that area i freely let the girl talk, or if i see someone already messing with the girl I'd be nice and let them game her and I will just wait. What I realized is that guys will always be around and if i want I will never get a chance so now what I started doing was saying "fuvk that i'm doing what I want to do, i'm no longer going to be nice to help the guy out." So thats when my state clicked back again.

I could feel it all coming back as I left that period I grew an inch taller. I get into last period where this hb8 could easily be a 9.5 if she got some breast and some ass, her face is Fantastic though (my 10 Face, the innocent cute looking fuvk me face) so i used to act so AFC around her or just show alot of IODS. Today that wasn't happening I sit down between her and hb7. Now first hb7 friend tells me to move so there friend could sit now usually i'd move but today I wasn't going to be nice and lose my chances so I said na. I fuvking C+F the hell out of hb7 and I see hb8 looking at me once in awhile. So then I start going C&F on her.

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Now this is the part I really need comment on because I don't know what exactly I was doing but it was natural and don't really know what it meant, I took this as an IOI

She had some pen that squeaks, so first time she does it and I call my friend and ask him if that was him squeaking and she is like trying to hold in a laugh. Then she does it again, this time I act like I didn't hear. Third time she does it and I freaking spoke to her...

DL: Hey *while moving her shoulder* let me see that pen. *squeaked it*. WOw thats a cool pen lets trade *gave her my crappy ben*
Hb8: Nooooo!!! (In a moaning voice, sounded freaking sexy)
DL: Ok fine but you did have my pen for 30 secs so that will be 1 dollar.
Hb8: *laughing* ok tomorrow

Then a chode fuvking comes trying to get into my set because now I'm gaming 2 different sets:

hb8
and
hb7 and her friend

He trys to sweep in asking me if i'm trying to bag any of them...:D I just put on a smirk like saying this is my side you go back over there and fuvk with the girls you got over there. So he trys to get in and I completely blow him out by shifting the girls so there back are facing him. After that I was just chilling messing with each girl once in awhile because we had to watch some movie.

Have anyone noticed girls that are interested laugh at some of the most stupid things, I swear I've said countless dumb sh!t and girls laugh for no reason.

O also the question that I was really talking bout that I still can't figure out is that after I touched that squeak thingy she had it in her mouth and was kinda biting it, I'm not sure if she was looking to see if I saw, but I took it as a IOI. I can alreayd tell tomorrow some girls are going to be real jealous because my fakegf didn't come to school today and tomorrow she see me with a new girl that I might possibly f-close.

I will see what happens...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Distant Light
Thread was ment to be
V day = AFC Day


What a day, I swear today was probably the worst day in my life as a DJ/PUA, never have I seen so many AFC/Chodes doing some of the mose AFC things. All day today was just pure AFC things going on.

Before posting there were alot of AFCs in school today besides the dudes that actually got something from there girl or girls and never gave anything in return. I don't know but everything that has to do with giving without getting in return I consider AFC.

Anyway today I walk in with a big ass smirk because everyone has been asking me who and what am i giving my Valetines. I girl i mistakenly said "What? I'm not a fuvking chode V day are for AFCs, if she wants to buy me something cool, but don't worry you will get to see your valetine be a bitvh for a whole day."

So today comes I walk in and i'm flooded with guys holding pink bags and balloons, and just standing there in shock, my homeboy comes by and I say.

ME: Do see this!!!
Friend: I know what you mean dudes wasting they money and there getting no puvvy.
Me: lol ya there pulling a...just buying sh!t and wasting money and time.

So i get to second period because i was late and this hbbigbreast wearing a shirt that shows alot of cleavage, so i respond.

DL: (Funny tone) Wow so your trying to attract a Valetine date?
hbbig: What?
DL: *trying to fix her shirt as i know thats how it was made* your...shirt...your going to have these desperate guys fiending for you today.
Hbbig: *laughing*
DL: Well enough about you where are all the ladies at its a good day to take all the guys ladies, because i have a big surprise for them.
Hbbig: What is it?
DL: Can't If I told you I'd have to kill you?
Hbbig: lol come on plz tell me
DL: OK you really want to know?
Hbbig: yes!!!
DL: ok.. close your eyes

At this point i wrap my arms around her and sh!t as if were going to kiss but instead of kissing her I slip a Giant pen in her hoody. I don't know if i should have kissed her because it was a few people in the hallway and I usually dont' kiss a girl unless i'm semi isolated or isolated.

Next period I go to class and in my head I was thinking damn I'm not liking today all this V-day is annoying me, so i get to class 2 girls say that happy V-day sh!t and I looking alittle disgusted just say "yep" and go sit. So many girls had teddy bears, chocalate and balloons I was just sitting there looking at all these kids saying in my head "Why the fuvk would you do such nice things your not getting nothing for it."

So all day i'm just walking around me and my natural friend are just laughing at all these AFCs. (Some of them were actually just getting presents and some were exchanging but actually getting some puvvy after words, but a small percentage.)

----------------------
This probably have changed my inner game and actually for the better.

So i'm sitting down next to hb8 and she is sitting next to this chode, I'm sitting here just listenning to this kid and she is giving him IODs like crazy and he is just being nice. She then asked me some sh!t didn't understand her, something about if you liked someone would you talk to them or some crap didn't understand wtf she said, I then said something mad no fuvking sense I don't even think I should have answered that but i know it DLV. Inside of me I could feel the connection was kinda lost as if she lost hope, maybe she wanted me to talk to her I don't fuvknig know.

Anyway the turning point this damn Chode I swear he is terrible and never seen puvvy in real life, the dude fuvking sititng there sounding like a complete idiot. Inside I was thinking

"Damn now I see what is holding me back I'm not being to TOO NICE to the girls. I'm being TOO NICE to the guys, all throughout my life I was too nice to the girls. Here I am sitting next to a hb8 and have this chode talking to her and I'm being nice by not blowing him out and talking, even when other guys come to sit in that area i freely let the girl talk, or if i see someone already messing with the girl I'd be nice and let them game her and I will just wait. What I realized is that guys will always be around and if i want I will never get a chance so now what I started doing was saying "fuvk that i'm doing what I want to do, i'm no longer going to be nice to help the guy out." So thats when my state clicked back again.

I could feel it all coming back as I left that period I grew an inch taller. I get into last period where this hb8 could easily be a 9.5 if she got some breast and some ass, her face is Fantastic though (my 10 Face, the innocent cute looking fuvk me face) so i used to act so AFC around her or just show alot of IODS. Today that wasn't happening I sit down between her and hb7. Now first hb7 friend tells me to move so there friend could sit now usually i'd move but today I wasn't going to be nice and lose my chances so I said na. I fuvking C+F the hell out of hb7 and I see hb8 looking at me once in awhile. So then I start going C&F on her.

-----------------------
Now this is the part I really need comment on because I don't know what exactly I was doing but it was natural and don't really know what it meant, I took this as an IOI

She had some pen that squeaks, so first time she does it and I call my friend and ask him if that was him squeaking and she is like trying to hold in a laugh. Then she does it again, this time I act like I didn't hear. Third time she does it and I freaking spoke to her...

DL: Hey *while moving her shoulder* let me see that pen. *squeaked it*. WOw thats a cool pen lets trade *gave her my crappy ben*
Hb8: Nooooo!!! (In a moaning voice, sounded freaking sexy)
DL: Ok fine but you did have my pen for 30 secs so that will be 1 dollar.
Hb8: *laughing* ok tomorrow

Then a chode fuvking comes trying to get into my set because now I'm gaming 2 different sets:

hb8
and
hb7 and her friend

He trys to sweep in asking me if i'm trying to bag any of them...:D I just put on a smirk like saying this is my side you go back over there and fuvk with the girls you got over there. So he trys to get in and I completely blow him out by shifting the girls so there back are facing him. After that I was just chilling messing with each girl once in awhile because we had to watch some movie.

Have anyone noticed girls that are interested laugh at some of the most stupid things, I swear I've said countless dumb sh!t and girls laugh for no reason.

O also the question that I was really talking bout that I still can't figure out is that after I touched that squeak thingy she had it in her mouth and was kinda biting it, I'm not sure if she was looking to see if I saw, but I took it as a IOI. I can alreayd tell tomorrow some girls are going to be real jealous because my fakegf didn't come to school today and tomorrow she see me with a new girl that I might possibly f-close.

I will see what happens...
Good stuff man...but with the pen incident, I'd say you could've played that off better. Instead of saying, "you owe me a dollar" you could've flirted with her and make her get it back from you. This would've allowed you to get touchy, feely, tickle her etc. And then when you're doing that, accuse her of touching your ass out loud and put her on the spot "whoaaa...stop trying to feel up on my ass...i know its nice and all but you can look, don't touch :p" And then you could tease her and tell her ur ass is better than hers. And even put the two girls on the spot and have them fight over who has the bette r ass. All of this puts you in control.

I need advice on opening girls...once I feel comfortable, its real easy for me to flirt. I just suck at opening them. Any tips? I go to an all guys school, so I have to open girls I don't know.
 

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Re: Re: V Day = Semi V Day (semi FR?)

Originally posted by jlazz
Good stuff man...but with the pen incident, I'd say you could've played that off better. Instead of saying, "you owe me a dollar" you could've flirted with her and make her get it back from you. This would've allowed you to get touchy, feely, tickle her etc. And then when you're doing that, accuse her of touching your ass out loud and put her on the spot "whoaaa...stop trying to feel up on my ass...i know its nice and all but you can look, don't touch :p" And then you could tease her and tell her ur ass is better than hers. And even put the two girls on the spot and have them fight over who has the bette r ass. All of this puts you in control.
Great idea, I'm using this next time I tease a girl :woo:
 

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Re: Re: V Day = Semi V Day (semi FR?)

Originally posted by jlazz
Good stuff man...but with the pen incident, I'd say you could've played that off better. Instead of saying, "you owe me a dollar" you could've flirted with her and make her get it back from you. This would've allowed you to get touchy, feely, tickle her etc. And then when you're doing that, accuse her of touching your ass out loud and put her on the spot "whoaaa...stop trying to feel up on my ass...i know its nice and all but you can look, don't touch :p" And then you could tease her and tell her ur ass is better than hers. And even put the two girls on the spot and have them fight over who has the bette r ass. All of this puts you in control.

I need advice on opening girls...once I feel comfortable, its real easy for me to flirt. I just suck at opening them. Any tips? I go to an all guys school, so I have to open girls I don't know.
Ya I could have probably did that but i'm not sure if it was the time where we had to be queit because the teacher was bitvhing, but if it wasnt at that time then yep i could have done that for sure.

Also today a friend of mine said he is going to try and talk to her usually i'd be nice and let him get her but not this time, I'm going for this one, I was pretty busy chilling with hbfakegf so I didn't really mess with hb8 besides remind her of the 2 dollars which she started showing some IOIs but had to go meet some friends so I let her go do what she was going to do.

O and in gym I had seen the natural who tryed to take the sets that I was runnning, he comes in saying some crap to me about he knew I was trying to pick them up when really I was just testing out new sh!t. If I needed a wingman i'd probably take him he is also one of the shortest naturals out there (For all u short guys) he is about 5'4- 5'5.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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