"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Using p­orn to learn how to have great sex

Which video was the most educational? The most slutty and sexy?

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Please vote for the sexiest video. This is an educational thread.



1. This video is hot. A guy and his Mexican girlfriend.

2. Cool video of this guy and his Green Bikini girlfriend riding him on the couch.

3. HOLY SH*T. This is my absolute favorite video. The camera is hidden, and this girl moans like a banshee. The man knows how to plow.

4. Don Juans, get your girlfriend to ride you like this. the dude is the video is instructing his woman

5. She wakes up her man with a BLW*JOB is that legit or what? Her slopping skills are awesoe, the sex is lame however

6. This is a good instructional video on how to last a bljwob for 20 minutes. Nah I'm just playing. Idk if it would teach you anything. It's just a sexy ass Filipina girl blowing her man


Amateur porn is so much greater than regular, FAKE porn. You learn so much love that transcends the sex in the videos. There videos also teach awesome positions and it beats the crud out of any other tutorials on the site about great sexxx. I've learnt some dope-ass and techniques from these awesome videos. They are only a few out ofmy favorite great ones

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Anyway I'm not a perv. I use porn for the real world, and I only watch amateur
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I actually learned how to finger and eat a girl out by watching porn....but it was lesbian porn.
 

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Really? Is this what sosuave has got itself into? A porn distribution site? Really?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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amoka said:
Really? Is this what sosuave has got itself into? A porn distribution site? Really?
To be honest when I was young my parents never educated me about sex and school pretty much only tried to scare us with STD's. I did learn sex from watching porn...Some of us weren't born as god like sex machines.
 

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Number three was some ballin' ass shyt
 

SharinganUser

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ArcBound said:
To be honest when I was young my parents never educated me about sex and school pretty much only tried to scare us with STD's. I did learn sex from watching porn...Some of us weren't born as god like sex machines.

You think that's bad. My school didn't even try to scare us. We had a few lessons about the ovaries and then they let us watch Hockey Highlights.
 

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Number 3 was a favorite

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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