"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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used gunwitch method and it was a success. Now I need some of your genius...

seth03

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Okay, so last weekend I railed the hell out of this very hot chick...30 minutes after meeting her! I totally think it was due to the fact that I was consciously using the gunwitch method, but we were both completely plastered anyway, so I don't really remember. Anyway, she goes to a different college than I do, and ended up having to leave pretty abruptly b/c she forgot how early her friends were planning on driving back. she also didn't have any pants so she took my favorite jammies before she left. She sent me this message on the facebook a few hours ago, and since she barely knows me, can you guys help me think of a funny reply to give to this girl? This will be the only thing she will remember my personality by, so I really need this to be solid.

heres the message:

sorry i left so abruptly with your pants, i didn't want to leave my jacket either. anyway it was nice to meet you and i really enjoyed the sex.
peace homie maybe in the future sometime


*p.s. -im posting in the 25+ area because older guys are just plain smoother when it comes to this stuff. plus shes 24 and i'm 19, so i thought it would make more sense for me to post here.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Aaron B

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why are you putting so much pressure on your reply?

you've already gotten what you wanted!

She's the one who has to earn a return engagement, not you.
 

romangod

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Originally posted by seth03


sorry i left so abruptly with your pants, i didn't want to leave my jacket either. anyway it was nice to meet you and i really enjoyed the sex.
peace homie maybe in the future sometime

Respond:

Sorry, but "sorry" is not good enough. Confiscating my pants is a capital offense punished by a good spanking. I expect you to accept your fate gracefully. The time and place will be mutually agreed upon. Wait for my instructions.

Sorry, but this is the law. It will hurt me more than it will hurt you to get justice.................. Not really.
 
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