"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Used for sex, or selfish biyatch?

JonnyD123

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What's up fellas? I was knowingly left w/ blue balls after girl O'd. Read on.

Landed this spicy little Latina, who happens to be 19 (I'm 28). She came over to my place and we "watched" 50 shades of grey cause I had never seen it. Didn't even make it through the opening credits before we were ripping each other's clothes off.

Fast forward a little bit. I crawled through miles and piles of **** tests, and heaping loads of last minute resistance. I must say my game has improved immensely. There's no way I could've made it 6 months ago. Anyways.

Finally get it in. About 15 mins into it she O's, and starts shaking like crazy. I had to stop it was so intense. After maybe 3 mins or so she gets up real quick and goes to the bathroom. She comes out and says she needs to put her clothes on. I tried to act as non butthurt as possible but with a hard d*ick and a naked girl in front of you it's very difficult. She ended up leaving so now I'm stuck. Part of me wants to say f*ck that selfish b*tch but what are your thoughts?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Suspens

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Haha. Selfish creatures. And maybe you were submissive.
 

El Payaso

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Should have grabbed her and continued fvcking her.
 
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