Used C + F and got laid

[Legend]

This girl i fvcked tongiht was so amazing. We are just friends and spend a lot of time with each other. We will never become bf and gf because it just wont work.

I used a lot of Big pappy's need funny text messages quotes....she seemed to really like it.

We fvcked two times....i was'nt great so i sorta feel like i left her hanging. I just could'nt help it...she was so tight and wet. What a great lay though. Quality pure quality. Man i am like in shock.

Now my question is....how do i play it with this girl now? Do i get her a cute x-mas gift? I want to keep laying her. I think i have been doing good with this girl.....so maybe i should just keep on doing my own thing.

She had so does'nt like sleeping around and keeps the guys she sleeps with. So i am guessing that me and her will be doing it a lot because she does'nt want to fvck new guys because it adds to the amount of guys she slept with.

Anyway, what a great night i had....laid and my organic chem test was rescheduled back a day.

I have no clue how it happened, i was just in her dorm and was like...i want to fvck you. She said....we should'nt i dont want to make a big deal about it. So i continued to finger her and just told her whatever she wants. Man....i was sorta gross when i fvcked her because i was busy all day but whatever, adds more character.

Anyway.....great night i had. Tired so i need sleep

 

[Big Pappy]

A text message helped you get laid? Thanks for the credit! Now I feel like I just got laid!

I would get her a tiny little poinsetta plant or two small Christmas tree ornaments with an 8-10 inch tree. Maybe some tinsel. It should remind her of something else....

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

LOL. I used those TXT messages. They worked like a charm. Pappy keep pumping those bad boys out. Congrats on the lay.

 

[Eileen]

Originally posted by Legend
We fvcked two times....i was'nt great so i sorta feel like i left her hanging. I just could'nt help it...she was so tight and wet. What a great lay though. Quality pure quality. Man i am like in shock.

Only a bloke could think sex is "pure quality" when he leave his lover wanting for more.

And you wonder why women seem to play games sometimes. Perhaps it's because we've been left to hang one time to many.

The mark of a true man is knowing how to please a lover even after the willie goes soft.

 

[Big Pappy]

Willie goes soft...?

Glad mine is named Rustle - "The love muscle" - lol
(not to be confused with Russell. Rustle is the sound it makes going through the bush.
I think a man should have good "power" name for his ...member.

You can "free Willie" all you like, but it just doesn't sound as good as "Lance" or "Brock" or "Dirk" and of course, "Rustle" .

 

[Walden]

Bravo , good shot young man!
<Golf clap>

 

[Eileen]

Originally posted by Big Pappy
Rustle is the sound it makes going through the bush.

And this is a bad thing? I generally thought women liked the idea of it going through the bush. It's quite dissapointing when it only takes a leak in the folage

 

[Big Pappy]

At least one of us is going to get switches and coal in the Christmas stocking for this gutter talk.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Well you should have done better inn bed...

Anyways what I generally do if I want to keep laying a girl is to get her horny all the time.... How? Textmessages on my cell Well if you do good in bed you naturally often have an inn with her... Like this saturday I layed this girl for the first time
(preinfo + report: http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44150 )... We went on for like 5 hours and i texted her the other day said I had a great time etc.. since then we have txtd alot I mean explaining in great detail what we want todo with eachother sexually etc. And she told me after sunday that noone has gotten her that horny before, which is your queue, if you get the girl wet as fvck you get to fvck. You just need to know HOW, generally it's just being a sexual being and emitting that energy and thoughtpattern.

Now I have this girl asking me to fly back to uni which I'm not but I am hooking up with her the day I get back there after newyears... She even called me earlier for phonesex... Why? Because via stimulating her via my SMS and also refering to what we did saturday I know she loved I turned her so on she almost came by reading those messages...

This is the kind of thing you need to do. Forget all the games, the rules, get the girl HORNY and you are inn INSTANTLY...

 

[Immaculate]

where do you get those "big pappy's funny instant message quotes"? how'bout a link? thanks bro

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

A DJ doesn't care about womens pleasure. After your done having sex simply roll over and go to sleep or pick up your things and leave. YOU have a busy life with things to do. You might be tempted to "listen" to her or shell try to get you to express your feelings for her. Do not fall into this trap! Remember nice guys dont get laid. Do you want to be nice or in the sack?? Yeah I thought so.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Originally posted by Dust 2 Dust
A DJ doesn't care about womens pleasure. After your done having sex simply roll over and go to sleep or pick up your things and leave. YOU have a busy life with things to do. You might be tempted to "listen" to her or shell try to get you to express your feelings for her. Do not fall into this trap! Remember nice guys dont get laid. Do you want to be nice or in the sack?? Yeah I thought so.

You're so stupid it's not even funny.... Of COURSE a DJ cares about a womens pleasure.... Doing great in bed makes her want you alot more very often so you get a natural inn with her.

 

[fm2]

You'd better be concerned with her pleasure if you want to get with her again. Give her a few orgasms and now you're different than a lot of the other losers out there. It's neither difficult nor time consuming to give her an orgasm or 6. Who's she going to call for a repeat performance? The "minute man" or the guy she wrote home to Mom and e-mailed all her friends about (and did it with her hands still shaking )?