"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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US Open (golf) champion begs his g/f to stay!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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High Voltage

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Thank god she took him back! We all know how hard it is for young, successful pro golfers to get pu55y. Just ask Tiger Woods.
 
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Burroughs

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this is just par for the course isn't it :)

He's young so he still believes in love...wait a few years his money and fame will grow and then strangely his willingness to put up with a nagging cow will decrease. Her jealousy will increase, he will bang something hot on tour and then realize life is too short to limit your puzzy
 
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MatureDJ said:
http://network.yardbarker.com/golf/...y_sweeney_back/5484673?linksrc=mb_main_col_10

Granted, she's smoking hot ...

http://network.yardbarker.com/golf/...y_sweeney_back/5484673?linksrc=mb_main_col_10
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I really don't think she is smoking hot at all, let alone hot. I would say "cute". And this is coming from a guy who generally likes that kind of look.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00221/Fate_Aw_6_221534s.jpg

She kinda reminds me of the singer Robyn.

As for Rory trying to get her back. I have no issue with that. He broke up with her at first, realized he made a mistake, and was smart enough to realize he had better do what he needed to get her back. No shame in that.
 
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She keeps him "grounded?" Sounds like she keeps him constrained. He should be out on his own enjoying every second of his fame. 22!! Jesus, man. Well, can't say I didn't make the same mistakes, but you would think his handlers would give him some sort of guidance.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rory's status is so high alpha that the normal rules don't apply to him. He can pretty much act like a girl and still retain his alpha dome status to women. At that level, you don't need to worry about acting too needy, or too eager.
 
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