Updated my 'Plenty of Fishbreath' Profile!

[Naughty Ninja]

I just updated my Plenty of Fishbreath profile. So far I've got about 18 messages in my inbox, about 8 phone numbers, and alot of Facebook ad's to see more of their pictures and mine. Hard to keep track of these chicks.

Headline: I'm so TIRED of intelligent women!


Body:

***'Lunachicks' ONLY please. I'm soo tired of the sane and intelligent ones!*** If you can actually type a coherent, proper English sentence please search elsewhere. Spelling and forming correct sentences are HIGHLY over rated these days! I like the chickee's who seem like they are proficient in typing with their feet!

***My only requirements are that you have a big set of cans(not the refundable kind), are easy, and just like to laugh...and keep on laughing. *Intelligent, humorous, loving, caring, serious people who are gainfully employed need not apply. So if you think you have what it takes to be my one and only soul mate, a simple "tee-hee" reply would suffice or just raise your hand! Games? I eat those for breakfast. Did I mention women who like to laugh?


*Oh and NO men posing as women or Nigerian scammers. Though the offers are tempting I'm set in my ways!

Questions for the observant people who frequent this site:

Do fish drink regularly or on occasion and can they smoke underwater?

What in baby Jesus name is the "Meet Me Now" feature? People who don't know me from a can of paint want to "Meet Me Now?" Hilarious!

"Virtual gifts" Nothing says I want to "Meet you now" like sending people a random virtual "gift". What's next? Sending virtual cash to pay real life bills?

Ok, enough of my nonsense.

My hobby would be meeting new people after talking a bit and seeing what they're all about.

My goal would be to meet cool people off this site. No stress.

I'm unique in my DNA, fingerprints, personality, and total lack of humor.

I listen more to all kinds of re-created music by turntablists not just songs themselves.


If conversation online went well then possibly meet and see how we get along in person as friends first. Again no stress. I'm not rushing anyone. We both have our lives to live. =)

 

[Zarky]

not bad, let us know how it works.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

not bad, let us know how it works.

the friggin thing is working like a charm!


Gotta ad: I can't go on a date with your College degree!

 

[f283000]

I hope you posted your pic this time and didn't do something homosexual like putting your friends pic.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I hope you posted your pic this time and didn't do something homosexual like putting your friends pic.

So seeing how chicks respond to a "10" in looks is homosexual?

Posting pics of a female to see how men respond is a different story.


Nah. This time I only posted a picture of me and my handsome friend making out. I'll keep you updated on our domestic partnership! I swear I hire NO jokewriters! lmao.

 

[scorpio1138]

"Plenty of Fishbreath" LOL!!

A girl i banged from there had a fishy aroma from a distance afterwards...

 

[Naughty Ninja]

"Plenty of Fishbreath" LOL!!

A girl i banged from there had a fishy aroma from a distance afterwards...

Perhaps she passed her "freshness" expiration date?

There are some quality "looking" women in the Tri-state area. Personality etc. has yet to be seen. I have been getting alot of views, emails etc. Most are playing games and or taking "breaks" from relationships. No different than the ones who responded to my "10" experiment. But I'm not looking for a relationship with these chicks.

 

[Wilko]

Allright, this is a bit more like it, you were at serious risk of disappearing up your own a$$ with your other POF experiments but I think you've copped enough flak about that already.

There's some stuff about your message that I personally think could be better but you can't argue with those results, 18 messages with a new and authentic profile is pretty good whichever way you cut it. Now, as for those 'results'. So far you've talked about e-mails, numbers and FB adds, I would expect that you should be able to f-close one, maybe two of those plates, that'd be a reasonable hit rate.

I'm kind of impressed and amused by your dedication to the craft of online dating. It does seem a little like you're too focussed on the means rather than the end right now? Just get some nasty, juicy field reports rolling in and we'll get off your back.

I'll say it again, you can't argue with results, it's 'right' if it works. For my own taste (pffft, it's not like I'm your target demographic) the message is too long, and I'm not a huge fan of the hypocritical, 'hey isn't POF so lame, lucky you and I are better than those other dimwitted fvcktards' angle, it's just a bit too....easy. But in that context, it's an easy way to DHV and it obviously works.

Anyway, its time for you to go and get some p00n Ninja, no penetration, no post!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Allright, this is a bit more like it, you were at serious risk of disappearing up your own a$$ with your other POF experiments but I think you've copped enough flak about that already.

There's some stuff about your message that I personally think could be better but you can't argue with those results, 18 messages with a new and authentic profile is pretty good whichever way you cut it. Now, as for those 'results'. So far you've talked about e-mails, numbers and FB adds, I would expect that you should be able to f-close one, maybe two of those plates, that'd be a reasonable hit rate.

I'm kind of impressed and amused by your dedication to the craft of online dating. It does seem a little like you're too focussed on the means rather than the end right now? Just get some nasty, juicy field reports rolling in and we'll get off your back.

I'll say it again, you can't argue with results, it's 'right' if it works. For my own taste (pffft, it's not like I'm your target demographic) the message is too long, and I'm not a huge fan of the hypocritical, 'hey isn't POF so lame, lucky you and I are better than those other dimwitted fvcktards' angle, it's just a bit too....easy. But in that context, it's an easy way to DHV and it obviously works.

Anyway, its time for you to go and get some p00n Ninja, no penetration, no post!

I don't live for online p00n. I meet too many women in real life at my second job in a department store. Plenty of Fishbreath keeps me amused when I'm home and bored. I'll think about updating on lay reports. For now I'm going to rake in as many as I can and see how it goes.

As for the Facebook ad's. Few seem normal. Other's AW's. But I deal with that nonsense. I eat games and flakey dames for breakfast.

 

[Wilko]

But I deal with that nonsense. I eat games and flakey dames for breakfast.

Lol, when's the breakfast cereal coming out. Naughty Ninja's AW Flakes, "Snap, Crackle and LJBF".

The department store sounds like a potential gold mine, I'm military so it's a sausage-fest and the consequences for going after the wrong HB (rare) can be career ending.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Lol, when's the breakfast cereal coming out. Naughty Ninja's AW Flakes, "Snap, Crackle and LJBF".

The department store sounds like a potential gold mine, I'm military so it's a sausage-fest and the consequences for going after the wrong HB (rare) can be career ending.

Good one! lmao. Naughty Ninja aka Cap'n Crunch-time can NEVER run out of those soggy Flakey LJBF! Pass my spork and let me cry my wittle eyes out in the spoiled milk please!


Women's shoe is friggin insane. Too many hot women. Customer's, employee's. Guy's really need to get a second job in one. Especially women's shoes. They drive us insane but you really get real life experience in meeting ALOT of them and getting better at interacting without the club, cold approach etc.

A few days ago some chick about 30's pretty good looking in a short ass skirt was trying on pumps. I was standing there and she bent over and had NO panties on! Her entire a$$ and cooch was in plain view! That was a first! Only stockings. I swear I did a double take! Thank God the mom didn't catch me. Thought I was seeing things and walked farther away, she didn't even notice and a few minutes later bent over again and....HELLOOO! Bada Bing! lmao.

 

[Neon Owl]

A few days ago some chick about 30's pretty good looking in a short ass skirt was trying on pumps. I was standing there and she bent over and had NO panties on! Her entire a$$ and cooch was in plain view! That was a first! Only stockings. I swear I did a double take! Thank God the mom didn't catch me. Thought I was seeing things and walked farther away, she didn't even notice and a few minutes later bent over again and....HELLOOO! Bada Bing! lmao.

And you didn't even try to pick her up!?

She probably did that on purpose and was hoping to reel you in! lmao

 

[Naughty Ninja]

And you didn't even try to pick her up!?

She probably did that on purpose and was hoping to reel you in! lmao

Nah. I wasn't helping her. She was with her mom. Thank god she didn't catch me. You couldn't help but see it! She was standing up bending over and must've not realized as it wasn't a tight skirt that her entire Hoo-ha was out I mean ass and all. Just the nylons covering it. And they weren't even tan colored! lmao