Unwittingly got picked up by a guy who offered me a beer and molested me

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

Once at a party, this dude who I kind of knew and SWORE was straight (he was actually banging this girl I knew), just sat on my lap as I'm sitting there drunk. I figure he's just fvcking with me, so I don't do anything.

I started kind of passing out, and he does it again. Then, I was weirded out. After a third time I finally just got up.

I couldn't believe it. Its easy to say in hindsight what to do, but when its happening, you're almost frozen in disbelief.The guy then is winking at me later on, and I finally just left. Fvcking disgusting.

 

[nismo-4]

I am so ROTFL!!!

Even though I can't tell whether this story is funny or disturbing.

 

[Powerlifter]

This reminded me of a friend of mine who told me that he was out drinking with his cousin when his cousin just left him high and dry. He said some man offered to take him home in which he excepted but the man needed to stop first at his apartment in which he told him to come in. Once inside the man pops in a gay porn flick and pulls his penis out and starts masturbating himself and asked my friend if he'd like to suck it. Long story short my friend left and never looked back.

He told me hell the guy didn't look that way who would have known lol!

Be careful out there you just never know lol!

 

[Alle_Gory]

I was thirsty from lack of water at the gym and the beer was appeasing to my parched throat.

Uhuh. And what else did he give you for that parched throat? :yes:


BTW, beer is not good after workout. Yes its got carbs, but it also has alcohol which dries out the body rather than dehydrates and it reduces protein synthesis. Water is better.

 

[Amazing]

Uhuh. And what else did he give you for that parched throat? :yes:


BTW, beer is not good after workout. Yes its got carbs, but it also has alcohol which dries out the body rather than dehydrates and it reduces protein synthesis. Water is better.

well, you need protein after workout, I guess the guy was eventually hoping to give him a self made protein shake.

 

[eaglez1177]

Rofl, this thread is hilarious

 

[The Decay of Meaning]

I usually have fun with gay guys and I do parody of gay guys and then they laugh and we all laugh. Then they buy me a beer and he can go check out a guy and I can check out a girl. I don't see the big deal, just don't let them touch you at innapropriate places (and in the vast majority of cases they are polite and won't).

I've found most gay people are really cool about it, respect your sexuality as a straight man. If you're scared instead of slightly disgusted, I think you are just a little afraid. You shouldn't be too concerned if you are comfortable with your sexuality.

Hell, there was a gay guy who wanted me to drink with him and I said yes, but told him I wasn't gay. He was like "oh thats okay **** happens". Then we went to the bar and held a competition between us and threw peanuts in the cleavage of the bartender girls who complied happily.

They are not vampires who want your blood (at most all they want is a d ick but so does ugly chicks), and it's not even certain the gay guy will like you. Do you like every girl you see? Of course not. So chill brother.