Unwittingly got picked up by a guy who offered me a beer and molested me

[Dante420]

Haha awesome! How clueless did you have to be to not realize what was going on?

I'm always pretty wary of over-friendly guys anyway, especially a stranger following you around the gym. But you got in his car? What were you thinking?

He could've drugged the beer. You're lucky you didn't end up chained to a wall in his basement and used as a sex slave, end up on the local news as a missing person. Ever see Pulp Fiction?

Sorry man but you seem pretty naive.

Well way to put it in perspective. He bought the beer in front of me at a gas station on the way. I followed his car in my own and didn't get in his car til he busted out the beer. I did see Pulp Fiction and hope one day to see a sequel made. It's not that I'm totally clueless it's that I wouldn't expect something like that to happen where I live, especially in a gym I frequent. Now I must go to the gym during off-peak hours.

This HAS to be a joke now. I could probably think of something else he could have given you for that parched throat... something nice and thick.

And for some reason, I can't stop picturing this... had he drugged your beer:

"It puts the lotion on its skin!!!"

Nope no joke, that's just my style of re-iteration. but you sure do have a straying dirty mind. I guess I can see humor in this now that everyone else is tho

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

Once at a party, this dude who I kind of knew and SWORE was straight (he was actually banging this girl I knew), just sat on my lap as I'm sitting there drunk. I figure he's just fvcking with me, so I don't do anything.

I started kind of passing out, and he does it again. Then, I was weirded out. After a third time I finally just got up.

I couldn't believe it. Its easy to say in hindsight what to do, but when its happening, you're almost frozen in disbelief.The guy then is winking at me later on, and I finally just left. Fvcking disgusting.

 

[nismo-4]

I am so ROTFL!!!

Even though I can't tell whether this story is funny or disturbing.

 

[Powerlifter]

This reminded me of a friend of mine who told me that he was out drinking with his cousin when his cousin just left him high and dry. He said some man offered to take him home in which he excepted but the man needed to stop first at his apartment in which he told him to come in. Once inside the man pops in a gay porn flick and pulls his penis out and starts masturbating himself and asked my friend if he'd like to suck it. Long story short my friend left and never looked back.

He told me hell the guy didn't look that way who would have known lol!

Be careful out there you just never know lol!

 

[Alle_Gory]

I was thirsty from lack of water at the gym and the beer was appeasing to my parched throat.

Uhuh. And what else did he give you for that parched throat? :yes:


BTW, beer is not good after workout. Yes its got carbs, but it also has alcohol which dries out the body rather than dehydrates and it reduces protein synthesis. Water is better.

 

[Amazing]

Uhuh. And what else did he give you for that parched throat? :yes:


BTW, beer is not good after workout. Yes its got carbs, but it also has alcohol which dries out the body rather than dehydrates and it reduces protein synthesis. Water is better.

well, you need protein after workout, I guess the guy was eventually hoping to give him a self made protein shake.

 

[eaglez1177]

Rofl, this thread is hilarious

 

[The Decay of Meaning]

I usually have fun with gay guys and I do parody of gay guys and then they laugh and we all laugh. Then they buy me a beer and he can go check out a guy and I can check out a girl. I don't see the big deal, just don't let them touch you at innapropriate places (and in the vast majority of cases they are polite and won't).

I've found most gay people are really cool about it, respect your sexuality as a straight man. If you're scared instead of slightly disgusted, I think you are just a little afraid. You shouldn't be too concerned if you are comfortable with your sexuality.

Hell, there was a gay guy who wanted me to drink with him and I said yes, but told him I wasn't gay. He was like "oh thats okay **** happens". Then we went to the bar and held a competition between us and threw peanuts in the cleavage of the bartender girls who complied happily.

They are not vampires who want your blood (at most all they want is a d ick but so does ugly chicks), and it's not even certain the gay guy will like you. Do you like every girl you see? Of course not. So chill brother.