"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wifehunter

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Yeah, attraction is fun! But, attraction is no respecter of persons.

I get just as much attention and creepy looks from snoops and gays. It's getting on my nerves!

How do HB10's escape unwanted attention to have a normal life? Maybe, if I find out, I'll find where they're all hiding out!:p
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How about this one?:

 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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I know what you mean fro that gay dudes. It's probably just my face because my brother has the same problem with gays too, and when my dad was younger he did as well. Something about our look just intrigues them. Hasn't been happening as much as it used to though. We must be getting more rugged as men, which I guess is a good thing.
 

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Had this new dude at work keep staring at me. Caught him multiple time, catching a lot of latino dudes looking at me also. Wonder if they are queer or hating?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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