Unscented bathroom tissue?

[Desdinova]

I just noticed that my toilet paper is labelled as "Unscented Bathroom Tissue". WTF? Does this stuff actually come in scented versions? Who's brilliant marketing was this? Does the scented version make your ass smell like fields of flowers and lollipops?

 

[penkitten]

find me a link of the scented stuff so i can add it to my "things that should not exist list". please.

 

[Desdinova]

I'll be jiggered, I found some:

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Double_Velvet_Toilet_Tissue__5324451

According to this site, scented toilet paper was invented in 1962:
http://www.gp.com/greenbay/History_DayStreet.html

 

[penkitten]

i think i will add it between sea monkeys on mars and one size fits all.

 

[Desdinova]

Read the full review, it had me in stitches!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Forget scented (I like Mexican food), give me the tissue with lotion (because I like Mexican food).

http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pages/prod_pluslo.shtml

 

[penkitten]

mmm lovely white flowers... lol

 

[Desdinova]

Those fvcking bears must REALLY enjoy sniffing each other's asses now!

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Since we're on the subject of scents and bathrooms, here you guys go. Go nuts:

http://www.liquidass.com/

 

[penkitten]

Since we're on the subject of scents and bathrooms, here you guys go. Go nuts:

http://www.liquidass.com/

you knew this existed and didnt tell me to add it to my list?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Since we're on the subject of scents and bathrooms, here you guys go. Go nuts:

http://www.liquidass.com/

WTF??? Who would buy a 9-pack of that sh1t? Ewwwwwwww.......

 

[Desdinova]

You know what's funny? I bet you a good half of the people who read this thread went and checked to see if their toilet paper was unscented

 

[penkitten]

no?

 

[Docs]

Liquid Ass!!! Holy...I had a good chuckle at that.