"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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UNmature girl still acting like shes 4 but I need help

BorealFace

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If you've read my earlier post, u know what I mean. Anyway, I convinced her her that it would be an "honor" fo rher to take me to pheonix (she goes there with a bunch of dudes to party) and she said shed think about it. She is a control freak, so I decided to play her game. I said "I'm just going with you." Then she said "I'll think about it again" then i said "I don't take no for an answer". I have seen her kick guys in the balls for saying this, but to me she just smilled and said "guess youre not going" and walked off.

Her Idea of flirting is punching guys from time to time, and acting tough. SHe also likes to be hit by guys (she is into soccor and ****). Obviously she is not used to people telling her what to do since all the guys in the school worship her and bow down to her. She later told a mutual friends that she is gonna slug me in the face tomorrow. Is this an opprotunity for some action or toughness? Wether it be guy or a girl, getting slugged in the face hurts, and she doesen't think i have the nerve for it. SO I am just gonna invite her to do it, and call her a ***** if she doesent. Now here is my question (btw if she wants to hurt you normally she is itnerested in you).

A. I just take the hit, which could lead to bleeding and everyone else around me would laugh cuz i was hit by a girl.

B. (Taken martial arts) Block her punch, *gently* slide my hand up and whack her on her cheek (with only a playful force, mind you).

C. (She liked to Box) Just block her first punch then have an all out sparring match with her. I will own her ass. Will this score me points?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Blue Phoenix

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Cut this game off.

Simple isn´t?

Unless, you like to play childish games with her...
 

Fenderules

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are you serious??????? lol wtf????? this is funny but messed.



i would not let her hit me and block it and then give a little ****y remark like "oh how cute...(pinch her cheek)" and walk off.
 

stalluproar

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This situation or any, never allow a girl to slug you. Your letter B added with the comment it is time for your timeout chair, now go.
 

Kaine

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I'd do the manly thing

You: #pointing behind her# Hey what that?

Her: #turns# Wha...

You: #Sucker Punch# BOOYAA!!!

Her: #Gets out of hospital and sucks your d1ck#

Works everytime

Either that just go for a submission, in that case I'd go for the single leg take down when she swings at you, turn her over and go for a rear naked choke and put her to sleep. Girls put out when they are unconscious.

Kaine
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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