Okay, I've approached 2 beautiful ladies, which are 10/10s in any culture. I like my techniques, you're free to critique the hell out of them. But I've molded them to match my personality and appearance.
Girl A -> I joined this class late, didn't know anyone, apart from a few girls I recognized from my cousin's party. Didn't like em, kept them at bay. So anyways, I took a seat somewhere alone, hoping a pretty girl would come sit beside me, but no I get a bear who practically **** blocks the crap out of me. But anyways, after a few minutes or so, I noticed there was only 1 pretty girl in the entire class, thus I sat beside her. ( A blonde, one whom was eye-****ing me in the hall also went to my class but sat in the back row, didn't know until the second class)
So anyways, Girl A and I hit it off, she told me her full name off the bat, we talked about the class and stuff. She abruptly left during the break, didn't tell me she was leaving like *****? Not really, it's up to you guys to ask why they are leaving so early.
Anyways, next class I was sitting in the hallway, and she crossed my path, I pretended I didn't notice her, but she ogled me, payback biatch (not really, but I would like to think so).
So I sat where we sat the last time, and she "noticed" me from the other side of the class and and went out of her way to sit beside me. Right off the bat, she told me "hi Wolvie, how are you?" I was like "Good chichi and you?" and confessed why she left so abruptly last time. So then she started talking about her life like out of the blue, wtf? She kept the convo going at a fluid pace, she mentioned her new job at a store, and how bored she was. I complimented her hair and handwriting, and she admitted that she is blind and wears contacts. (seriously telling me a bad part of yourself, in some cases this is good, others it is bad)
She then talked about her life some more, asked me about my life, and which high school I graduated from while playing with her hair in a hardcore manner. (She seriously wants to add me on Facebook, doesn't she?) Asked me if I knew a specific guy or girl, can't remember who the heck she was talking about. (She's searching for a mutual friend, this means she wants to know more about me without my knowing, or so it makes another topic of discussion)
Then the class went for a 5 minute break, she asked me what I did for thanksgiving, I was like "went to my grandma's" (I thought she was wondering if I had a girlfriend, I thought I was cemented but...) She then responded with a "I had 5 thanksgivings, one at my yatatatata" until she reached boyfriend's parents' house, she thought she could sneak that one in there without me noticing. Well I did notice, went silent, but my verbal reaction was 5 thanksgivings!!!?? I kept my cool after the brief period of silence of silence I imposed.
She then started talking about *reek *istory I asked her about *parta and she told me it actually happened (I thought to myself like duhhh I'm a major history buff, just like you babe, you just never let me speak, or I'm so polite w/e). ;P
So we reached the end of the class I kept my cool, asked if the class was cool, and ran to the nearest door so she couldn't walk and talk. I blew my cool, I had to take a whiz. (She was probably like woah, wtf) I also ran into the wrong area. I don't know if she's going to sit beside me next class, I think my bladder **** blocked me.
Anyways, Girl A does have a boyfriend, I checked her facebook, she doesn't hide her relationship status.
I'm a really handsome, sexy, cute young man --> think The Flash. But with her I was initially Bruce Wayne, then like Batman ; cold, strange stuff happens when you hear the bf word. You'll see how my game is different with the following chick.
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Girl B -> I've been contemplating talking to her for like ages, honestly. The girl started eye-****ing me all the time. I laughed at her and she liked turned away after that. So anyways, my friend that fag, or cool guy depending on how you view the situation, always kept screaming : "are you going to ask her major today!!" that fruit cake, he also specified and pointed where the girl was seated. Here's the kicker, she sits right behind him, and I sit right behind her, the auditorium is divided into two halves. And he is on the top part of the second half, and I'm at the lower part of the first half. The girl is seated in one of those desks you get when you don't bother showing up early, in between us. Whether or not my friend meant well (he's got game of his own surrounding him, pimp.) or not is a mystery. Even my friends sitting beside me tease the hell out of me, but aren't as blatant as him.
Anyways, one fine day, she decides to drop her pen and stare at it for an exaggerated amount of time (maybe she finally caught on that we were talking about her (the obvious loud conversations and signs probably helped). But she's 5 feet away from me.
So I go over there have a monologue with myself while I was picking it up ("oh she dropped her pen, I must help her" some crazy **** like that) then gave her the pen and there was an awkward thank you (where the heck did you appear from, maybe?) with a smile and was expecting more. Then I was like... hmm gotta talk to her during the break. I did talk to her, we hit it off as well -> I was like : "Did I creep you out when I picked up your pen for you?" She was like "no, not at all **smile**, cute mumble mumble" (couldn't hear **** from the crowd of speaking students). I can ask this question because I look cute and harmless, girls don't tend to be spooked by me.
Then I asked her name and shook her hand we talked about something, asked what year she was in, then I asked her major, and found out she wants to be an avocado like me, her body language completely changed when we exchanged the information, her eyes began to shine and she was leaning in, like she was in love with me, so romantic (probably thought I was just another kid, I sure showed her), and I ended the conversation abruptly without closing, she then gave me a wtf face (because I didn't ask for her digits), I've seen this face with other girls who come up to me and at the end of the class expect me to coin them in my phone list. I said to myself next time.
However, lo-and behold we had an exam this time, and she was eye-fing me again before we started, I was nervous since I didn't know about the exam until a few hours before. So my game plan is next time I see her, I'm closing.
What do you think Don Juan Community, did I do good?
What happens next folks? I need some help, I'm only going for HB10s and not getting brushed off.
Thanks for reading.
Girl A -> I joined this class late, didn't know anyone, apart from a few girls I recognized from my cousin's party. Didn't like em, kept them at bay. So anyways, I took a seat somewhere alone, hoping a pretty girl would come sit beside me, but no I get a bear who practically **** blocks the crap out of me. But anyways, after a few minutes or so, I noticed there was only 1 pretty girl in the entire class, thus I sat beside her. ( A blonde, one whom was eye-****ing me in the hall also went to my class but sat in the back row, didn't know until the second class)
So anyways, Girl A and I hit it off, she told me her full name off the bat, we talked about the class and stuff. She abruptly left during the break, didn't tell me she was leaving like *****? Not really, it's up to you guys to ask why they are leaving so early.
Anyways, next class I was sitting in the hallway, and she crossed my path, I pretended I didn't notice her, but she ogled me, payback biatch (not really, but I would like to think so).
So I sat where we sat the last time, and she "noticed" me from the other side of the class and and went out of her way to sit beside me. Right off the bat, she told me "hi Wolvie, how are you?" I was like "Good chichi and you?" and confessed why she left so abruptly last time. So then she started talking about her life like out of the blue, wtf? She kept the convo going at a fluid pace, she mentioned her new job at a store, and how bored she was. I complimented her hair and handwriting, and she admitted that she is blind and wears contacts. (seriously telling me a bad part of yourself, in some cases this is good, others it is bad)
She then talked about her life some more, asked me about my life, and which high school I graduated from while playing with her hair in a hardcore manner. (She seriously wants to add me on Facebook, doesn't she?) Asked me if I knew a specific guy or girl, can't remember who the heck she was talking about. (She's searching for a mutual friend, this means she wants to know more about me without my knowing, or so it makes another topic of discussion)
Then the class went for a 5 minute break, she asked me what I did for thanksgiving, I was like "went to my grandma's" (I thought she was wondering if I had a girlfriend, I thought I was cemented but...) She then responded with a "I had 5 thanksgivings, one at my yatatatata" until she reached boyfriend's parents' house, she thought she could sneak that one in there without me noticing. Well I did notice, went silent, but my verbal reaction was 5 thanksgivings!!!?? I kept my cool after the brief period of silence of silence I imposed.
She then started talking about *reek *istory I asked her about *parta and she told me it actually happened (I thought to myself like duhhh I'm a major history buff, just like you babe, you just never let me speak, or I'm so polite w/e). ;P
So we reached the end of the class I kept my cool, asked if the class was cool, and ran to the nearest door so she couldn't walk and talk. I blew my cool, I had to take a whiz. (She was probably like woah, wtf) I also ran into the wrong area. I don't know if she's going to sit beside me next class, I think my bladder **** blocked me.
Anyways, Girl A does have a boyfriend, I checked her facebook, she doesn't hide her relationship status.
I'm a really handsome, sexy, cute young man --> think The Flash. But with her I was initially Bruce Wayne, then like Batman ; cold, strange stuff happens when you hear the bf word. You'll see how my game is different with the following chick.
================================================== ====
Girl B -> I've been contemplating talking to her for like ages, honestly. The girl started eye-****ing me all the time. I laughed at her and she liked turned away after that. So anyways, my friend that fag, or cool guy depending on how you view the situation, always kept screaming : "are you going to ask her major today!!" that fruit cake, he also specified and pointed where the girl was seated. Here's the kicker, she sits right behind him, and I sit right behind her, the auditorium is divided into two halves. And he is on the top part of the second half, and I'm at the lower part of the first half. The girl is seated in one of those desks you get when you don't bother showing up early, in between us. Whether or not my friend meant well (he's got game of his own surrounding him, pimp.) or not is a mystery. Even my friends sitting beside me tease the hell out of me, but aren't as blatant as him.
Anyways, one fine day, she decides to drop her pen and stare at it for an exaggerated amount of time (maybe she finally caught on that we were talking about her (the obvious loud conversations and signs probably helped). But she's 5 feet away from me.
So I go over there have a monologue with myself while I was picking it up ("oh she dropped her pen, I must help her" some crazy **** like that) then gave her the pen and there was an awkward thank you (where the heck did you appear from, maybe?) with a smile and was expecting more. Then I was like... hmm gotta talk to her during the break. I did talk to her, we hit it off as well -> I was like : "Did I creep you out when I picked up your pen for you?" She was like "no, not at all **smile**, cute mumble mumble" (couldn't hear **** from the crowd of speaking students). I can ask this question because I look cute and harmless, girls don't tend to be spooked by me.
Then I asked her name and shook her hand we talked about something, asked what year she was in, then I asked her major, and found out she wants to be an avocado like me, her body language completely changed when we exchanged the information, her eyes began to shine and she was leaning in, like she was in love with me, so romantic (probably thought I was just another kid, I sure showed her), and I ended the conversation abruptly without closing, she then gave me a wtf face (because I didn't ask for her digits), I've seen this face with other girls who come up to me and at the end of the class expect me to coin them in my phone list. I said to myself next time.
However, lo-and behold we had an exam this time, and she was eye-fing me again before we started, I was nervous since I didn't know about the exam until a few hours before. So my game plan is next time I see her, I'm closing.
What do you think Don Juan Community, did I do good?
What happens next folks? I need some help, I'm only going for HB10s and not getting brushed off.
Thanks for reading.
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