"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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University Mascot

comic_relief

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Hey everyone,

I was just hired as the University mascot and I would like to know if anyone did this before and if they could give me some tips and pointers for the job.

I was also liking to know how this affected their social life, good or bad.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ace of Flames

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Well, I've never been a mascot, but I'll throw out my thoughts.

You'll probably wanna keep it under wraps. You know how people can get drunk and rowdy at the games, and they'll mess with the mascots. It would be worse if they knew who it was.

As for your social life, I dunno. Would telling a girl you are/used to be a mascot be useful? I guess it would be an interesting topic, if only for a little while. Or, she might see it was kind of a dorky thing, and you'll lose points. It would be up to you and your judgments on what kind of girl she is.

Anyway, have fun out there! Keep the team spirit high and enjoy the games.
 
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