"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Magnanimus

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Had these particular ones tens of times over the last couple of years...

Your hitting on chic who has a boyfriend and they say 'But I DO love him..'
This means = 'I WILL sleep with you!'

WATCH OUT for this one:
Sign of a cunniver/liar/ attention seeker (usually a complete sllllllag)
They claim to feel lonely/have no social life/no friends/feel unnatractive etc etc etc...

This means = 'Feel sorry for me GIVE ME ATTENTION!!-like all the tens of other guys i've slept with (or used for other things) recently'

tututut.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I tend to agree, once a girl mentions she has a boyfriend, or she hangs out with a guy friend then I assume that she is not interested in me. Other DJs will say "You shouldn't worry and SARGE ON" which I consider the most ridiculous things to hear about when it comes to pursuing a girl. If she's trying to create a scenario where I have to be jealous and think of her as a prize or if she says things along the lines of "I might be busy that day" I lol at that, tell her to be more consistent, then walk away.

A girl that is wholesomely interested in you. Will. Submit. To. You.
 
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