"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Unheard of Situation?

DonGello

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Firstly, please do not move this to the highschool forum because nobody there will have a bloody clue what to do.

I am in highschool, and am currently trying to get an HB9 to break up with her boyfriend (Good practice for later), and I have run across a peculiar situation.

Over the course of this excercise I have learned that she
- Is dating a Nice Guy who is willing to listen to her and help her with her problems, etc. Not because she is attracted to him.

Breaking up this couple should've been easy since the is clearly out of his league. Now I'm extremely curious, how would you guys go about breaking them up?

Telling her that she could have the exact same relationship. With him if they were justfriends does not look like it will work. Ideas DJ's of the world?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chickfight

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Oh yeah, NEVER heard that before.
Just game her like you would if she didn't have a boyfriend.
 
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