"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FearlessEngineer

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Hello DJs,

I just wanted to share with you what happened to me this weekend.
A little background first, I started to hang out at sosuave 2 months ago, and it's slowly changing my life.
(I've been on long distance for one year now, but I don't think it counts)

I went to see some close friends for a night out on Friday, when I approached this cutie. We chatted up for 15 minutes, and I accidentally mentioned my long distance. After that it went like this :

FE : I gotta go now, I'm gonna take your phone number (Handing her my phone)
Cutie : Why? (I was quite surprised, never got this reaction :) )
FE : So we can meet next time I come here
Cutie : But you said you had a girlfriend
FE : Listen, I'm here to have fun, if you don't (She cut me while speaking)
Cutie : Here it is, see you tomorrow?

I was stoned from what just happened, usually I would ask her why wouldn't she give her number, am I not good enough for her... AFC stuff. But because I just went out to have fun with my buddies and I didn't care about the outcome, I managed to get a positive response.

Have fun, enjoy yourself and don't give a f*ck

See ya!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BrainDamage92

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-.- low, using you being in a relationship to awake interest so bluntly.

I actually love how evil it is but I dont pull **** like that. Id much rather cheat when shes close than when shes away. Its a diff thing with me. Different people I guess.
 

Suspens

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Long distance relationships don't work. You can't feed her c0ck hunger from a long distance, unless you have a really long c0ck.


Good job. You don't need to feel guilty at all, your LDR "GF" is having fun too.
 
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