"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Uneven Forearms....

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Plane

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well then train your left till it evens up with the right, just dont completely stop working out with the right arm
 

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hahaha, dude, werent you ever told to learn to wank with both hands? it stops them being un-even ;P

Work the left a *little* harder than the right one. It'll take time to balence up, but it'll happen.
 

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man the title of this thread screamed of a masturbation joke, im glad to see someone capitalized on it before i could

for me it's the opposite thing. I'm right handed, but my entire left arm is a bit bigger / better shaped then my right. it's weird.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Train them equally. A strength difference is much more problematic than a small size difference. Most people won't notice your forearms being unequal.
 

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TIP: STOP MASTERBATING WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND...USE THE LEFT TO EVEN IT OUT!! HAHAAHA
 

AFK Protector

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Originally posted by Ken785
TIP: STOP MASTERBATING WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND...USE THE LEFT TO EVEN IT OUT!! HAHAAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHH YOU'RE FUNNY DUDE!!!










Actually, you're not only funny, but incredibly lame and blind. It's already been said. Now give me some real tips Kenny.
 

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Originally posted by Ken785
TIP: STOP MASTERBATING WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND...USE THE LEFT TO EVEN IT OUT!! HAHAAHA
It was funny the first time.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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