"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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unemployment question.. urgent

Jair213

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I sent my claim form on this passing sunday, but i also a couple of minutes ago submitted my claim form online with EDD Webcert.

I looked at my claim form history and they havent gotten the claim form yet so i desided to do it online for faster processing.

Would this affect me any way possible?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Aristippus

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My answer... I don't know. My educated guess? They will probably process the claim online and then when they receive your paper application they will see you already filed online and simply disregard the paper application. This is just a guess. To be 100% sure contact your state employment office.
 

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Some states have an enormous backlog of unprocessed applications. It may take months for you to get a response. I suspect that many people send in multiple applications.
 

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since you can't spell "effect", hope you aint looking for a job in the writing fields. :)
 

goundra

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actually, no he didn't. Affect is short for affectation, meaning a put on "front".
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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goundra

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I've never used in my life, or drunk, unlike whomever put forth whatever dictionary you are "quoting" from.
 

Purefilth

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goundra said:
I've never used in my life, or drunk, unlike whomever put forth whatever dictionary you are "quoting" from.
you high bro?

or just a tool?:crazy:

and it would be whomsoever
 

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goundra said:
actually, no he didn't. Affect is short for affectation, meaning a put on "front".
I'd love to see the education system, or lack thereof, you've gone through. Come on mate, a quick little google search and you wouldn't appear illiterate.
 
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