BigBill
Master Don Juan
this last saturday I was
eating at a resteraunt I like to go to, and there was a new waitress there. I decided it ws a good time to practice some of my skills on her. I made eye contact and held it several times never looking away first. As I ate my meal the girl didnt come by very much becuase it was very crowded and busy. She gave no sign to me that she was interested either. This was ok since I didnt really care if I macked her or not, I just wanted to practice.
She came to the table next to where I was and stared clearing it off and I said very matter of factly 'Are you getting good tips tonight?'
She stopped bussing the table and came up to where I was sitting. I noticed this sign of interest right away. It would have been easy for her just to continue what she was doing and fire off some standard answer but it seems she was somewhat intrigued. I made small talk with her for a minute or so keeping my eyes riveted on hers. I used a very deep, seductive, hypnotic voice and I could see that she was responding to it.
After a minute or so of chat I turned back to my food and continued eating. She turned away and continued clearing the table, but more slowly now. I think she was a little mesmerized already. I got up and left a $2 tip and started to walk out. As I passed her she suddenly said 'Where do you work?' We made more small talk about my work, then I asked where she is from. she says California. I ask what brought her here. She said that she had gotten married to a very controling man who expected her to stay home all the time and that she had divorced him and come here to start over since she had some family.
'you don't seem like the kind of person who ought to stay at home. you seem like the kind of girl who enjoys doing interesting things, with interesting people. It's a shame that we cannot continue this conversation but I have to leave and I don't even know your name.'
'Well, you could give me your phone number' she says.
'I'm sorry but I'm hardly ever home to answer it.' I say with a sad look. 'Oh well.'
As I start to walk away again she says:
'I have a phone number'
I smile 'Good, I'll wait here while you write it down.' I say and she hurries off to get a pen and paper. Well she gives me the number and I go home feeling pretty good about the whole thing.
A few days later I call her and guess what? The number she gave me is WRONG!
Well fast forward to tonight. I was thinking about where to get something to eat and I thought about this resteraunt. It seemed a good choice since they serve mexican food that is good and I figured I could get a salad and some tamales, beans, rice and encheladas for a reasonably nutritious meal. I get there and right away I notice that the same girl is working there that I talked to the last time. This time another girl is working there also who was a little prettier and who I had noticed several times before.
I decided that I must uphold my honor. What else would a DJ do? As I was geting my food (this place is caffeteria style) I came to the station of the prettier girl who was working behind the counter. 'You want any tacos?' she asked.
'Well I don't know hon, do you make good tacos?' I asked her playfully. My eyes were on hers but I could see from the corner of my eye that the girl I had talked to the week before was standing a little ways off listening to me talk to this other girl.
'Everything I make is delicious!' Said the girl I was flirting with, obviously she didn't expect me to flirt with her and was pleased that I was. We laughed and I continued talking to her while she made my tacos. I then winked at her and told her I'd come back and talk to her some more when she wasn't so busy.
She smiled in a way that left no doubt in my DJ mind that she was looking forward to this. so I sat down to eat. The wrong number girl was my waitress, she never said hello, or anything, and I pretended I didn't know her from any other girl. I was polite but I didn't give her the satisfaction of showing that I was phased in any way by our previous conversation.
Later I saw the prettier girl from the food line come out to get a drink. I walked over to her and said 'you are taking a break already?' she said 'Oh no, I NEVER take a break!'
I took her left hand in mine, she pulled it back, but in a very playful way. 'Hey, let me see that a second' I said reaching for it again with a big smile. She let me and I took her soft, dainty hand in mine and gently rubbed it while I examined her fingers. no rings.
'So at least you are not married then' I said. 'that means we can go out.' she said 'Well are YOU married.' I imediately spread my fingers for her to inspect. 'Of course not dear. how would I flirt with you if I were taken!' I said. we laughed and I decided to try a little more Kino. I put my hand around her upper arm like I was trying to feel her bicep. 'Wow! you have very strong muscles, you must work out.' I said. She giggled and allowed me to continue feeling her arm while she answered 'no, I think I just work too hard maybe.' I said 'well you better get back to work before you get into trouble!' she said 'yes I had better.'
as she left I said 'arent you forgetting something?' she said what? I said how am I going to call you if you dont write your number down. she said that she would write it and give it to me on my way out. I smile turn to go back to my seat, and the wrong number girl is standing right there. She had seen the whole thing. And the expression on her face... it was priceless. Eyes as big as saucers and she looked like someone had just left her a $.02 tip! As my eyes met hers she quickly looked away and hurried off to do something. who knows what, just get away from the man she had VERY much underestimated.
I flrited with the prettier girl for a minute or two as I was leaving. she gave the number and I asked her 'now this is your right number right? some girls will give a man the wrong number just to be funny.' she insisted it was. then she gave me a pen and a paper and said 'please, give me yours also.' I decided what the hell, so I gave it to her and left.
After I had been home a couple of hours guess what? She called me. I tried to close for meeting her after she got off work but she said she was working for 12 hours and as very tired. good thing since I was too and did't REALLY want to see her tonight anyhow. I assured her that I would check my schedlue for this week, figure out a time we could meet on her day off and call her back.
I consider tonight to be absolute and total vindication of my honor for the very unlady-like treatment of the first waitress. No doubt after she saw how happy the other girl was when I chose to flirt with her. She remembered how good it had felt the night that I had flirted with her. I'll bet she wishes now she had not just HAD to be such a silly little tease.
viva DJ!
eating at a resteraunt I like to go to, and there was a new waitress there. I decided it ws a good time to practice some of my skills on her. I made eye contact and held it several times never looking away first. As I ate my meal the girl didnt come by very much becuase it was very crowded and busy. She gave no sign to me that she was interested either. This was ok since I didnt really care if I macked her or not, I just wanted to practice.
She came to the table next to where I was and stared clearing it off and I said very matter of factly 'Are you getting good tips tonight?'
She stopped bussing the table and came up to where I was sitting. I noticed this sign of interest right away. It would have been easy for her just to continue what she was doing and fire off some standard answer but it seems she was somewhat intrigued. I made small talk with her for a minute or so keeping my eyes riveted on hers. I used a very deep, seductive, hypnotic voice and I could see that she was responding to it.
After a minute or so of chat I turned back to my food and continued eating. She turned away and continued clearing the table, but more slowly now. I think she was a little mesmerized already. I got up and left a $2 tip and started to walk out. As I passed her she suddenly said 'Where do you work?' We made more small talk about my work, then I asked where she is from. she says California. I ask what brought her here. She said that she had gotten married to a very controling man who expected her to stay home all the time and that she had divorced him and come here to start over since she had some family.
'you don't seem like the kind of person who ought to stay at home. you seem like the kind of girl who enjoys doing interesting things, with interesting people. It's a shame that we cannot continue this conversation but I have to leave and I don't even know your name.'
'Well, you could give me your phone number' she says.
'I'm sorry but I'm hardly ever home to answer it.' I say with a sad look. 'Oh well.'
As I start to walk away again she says:
'I have a phone number'
I smile 'Good, I'll wait here while you write it down.' I say and she hurries off to get a pen and paper. Well she gives me the number and I go home feeling pretty good about the whole thing.
A few days later I call her and guess what? The number she gave me is WRONG!
Well fast forward to tonight. I was thinking about where to get something to eat and I thought about this resteraunt. It seemed a good choice since they serve mexican food that is good and I figured I could get a salad and some tamales, beans, rice and encheladas for a reasonably nutritious meal. I get there and right away I notice that the same girl is working there that I talked to the last time. This time another girl is working there also who was a little prettier and who I had noticed several times before.
I decided that I must uphold my honor. What else would a DJ do? As I was geting my food (this place is caffeteria style) I came to the station of the prettier girl who was working behind the counter. 'You want any tacos?' she asked.
'Well I don't know hon, do you make good tacos?' I asked her playfully. My eyes were on hers but I could see from the corner of my eye that the girl I had talked to the week before was standing a little ways off listening to me talk to this other girl.
'Everything I make is delicious!' Said the girl I was flirting with, obviously she didn't expect me to flirt with her and was pleased that I was. We laughed and I continued talking to her while she made my tacos. I then winked at her and told her I'd come back and talk to her some more when she wasn't so busy.
She smiled in a way that left no doubt in my DJ mind that she was looking forward to this. so I sat down to eat. The wrong number girl was my waitress, she never said hello, or anything, and I pretended I didn't know her from any other girl. I was polite but I didn't give her the satisfaction of showing that I was phased in any way by our previous conversation.
Later I saw the prettier girl from the food line come out to get a drink. I walked over to her and said 'you are taking a break already?' she said 'Oh no, I NEVER take a break!'
I took her left hand in mine, she pulled it back, but in a very playful way. 'Hey, let me see that a second' I said reaching for it again with a big smile. She let me and I took her soft, dainty hand in mine and gently rubbed it while I examined her fingers. no rings.
'So at least you are not married then' I said. 'that means we can go out.' she said 'Well are YOU married.' I imediately spread my fingers for her to inspect. 'Of course not dear. how would I flirt with you if I were taken!' I said. we laughed and I decided to try a little more Kino. I put my hand around her upper arm like I was trying to feel her bicep. 'Wow! you have very strong muscles, you must work out.' I said. She giggled and allowed me to continue feeling her arm while she answered 'no, I think I just work too hard maybe.' I said 'well you better get back to work before you get into trouble!' she said 'yes I had better.'
as she left I said 'arent you forgetting something?' she said what? I said how am I going to call you if you dont write your number down. she said that she would write it and give it to me on my way out. I smile turn to go back to my seat, and the wrong number girl is standing right there. She had seen the whole thing. And the expression on her face... it was priceless. Eyes as big as saucers and she looked like someone had just left her a $.02 tip! As my eyes met hers she quickly looked away and hurried off to do something. who knows what, just get away from the man she had VERY much underestimated.
I flrited with the prettier girl for a minute or two as I was leaving. she gave the number and I asked her 'now this is your right number right? some girls will give a man the wrong number just to be funny.' she insisted it was. then she gave me a pen and a paper and said 'please, give me yours also.' I decided what the hell, so I gave it to her and left.
After I had been home a couple of hours guess what? She called me. I tried to close for meeting her after she got off work but she said she was working for 12 hours and as very tired. good thing since I was too and did't REALLY want to see her tonight anyhow. I assured her that I would check my schedlue for this week, figure out a time we could meet on her day off and call her back.
I consider tonight to be absolute and total vindication of my honor for the very unlady-like treatment of the first waitress. No doubt after she saw how happy the other girl was when I chose to flirt with her. She remembered how good it had felt the night that I had flirted with her. I'll bet she wishes now she had not just HAD to be such a silly little tease.
viva DJ!
