"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Uncircumcised and Staying power....truth?

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Master Don Juan
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I'm 21 and uncut, but I'm seeing a urologist this week and I hope to be cut within a few weeks. It's very scary, but good for hygiene.

So, obviously I've been reading up on the issue and, yes, uncuts do have more sensitive skin tissue, but I don't think it's any more sexually sensitive. I mean, it almost hurts to just touch my head, but it doesn't stimulate me. I still think there are enormous benefits to being cut (I guess that's pretty obvious since I'm letting a stranger take a pair of scissors down by my wee-wee).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Don't buy in to the rhetoric of slashers. You will lose sensation, waste your money, be in maddd, highly unnecessary, pain for weeks. And for what, to avoid 20 seconds of washing a day? To get more head? If you want more head, start thinkin with your brain, not your wang, and rethink this decision. It could **** things up for you, not to mention set a horrible life precedent.

Hood pride yo!
 
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