"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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So there is this girl which I tried to pick up at the club which didnt really liked me in that moment, then the week later I met her again and she came to me after I didnt pay attention to her.

I recall easily that her friend liked me back when I approached them both so its probably the reason why she looked for me later, anyway my ignoring attitude was like a bomb to her, she came to me and asked me what was wrong to which I said nothing and after grabbing her ass I went for the kiss which turned into a make out.

The moment was really good I could feel there was energy so I grabbed her hand and danced a little bit with her then when her friend came to grab her and take her to other people and she followed I simply let it go.

She and her friend were dancing with two guys honestly both better looking than me in terms of masculinity (broader shoulders,taller and larger jaws), then they all went to sit on a table and the guy went to the bar to get drinks.

Something happened in my head more like a animal instict and a hurt ego for being of "lesser stock" than those guys and I went there grabbed the hand of my girl and ignoring the protests of her friend I toke her away till the janitor's room where an other make out session started.

Then I unzipped my pants, shown my c0ck and asked her to suck it, she said no but without me saying anything else, started blowing me but told me not to come in her mouth so at some point before cvmming I put a rubber.

Well after that I kissed her and her mouth tasted like my c0ck and even worse as rubber, she left right after saying that she had to go to her "friends".

Well lost them for few minutes but then saw her dancing and making out with that guy as nothing happened, they then left the club togheter...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hahah, that guy got a nice taste of your c0ck and rubber. Too funny.
 

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such a club monster WDW. I don't think I'd have the balls to just whip out my **** right in front of her and say "suck it". That takes some balls man, good stuff.
 

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JohnChops said:
such a club monster WDW. I don't think I'd have the balls to just whip out my **** right in front of her and say "suck it". That takes some balls man, good stuff.
I guess if a girl's already willing to go into a janitor's closet with you, it's not like whipping out your **** and expecting her to suck it is unreasonable.
 

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JohnChops said:
such a club monster WDW. I don't think I'd have the balls to just whip out my **** right in front of her and say "suck it". That takes some balls man, good stuff.
I know what you mean man, imagine that when I was in my teens I was even afraid to grab a girl hand without asking first...then time after time it all changed.

I guess I have some kind of napoleon complex since my boldness becomes such as the one from that night every night I see guys from a higher league than mine getting all the cake while I risk to remain with left overs.

I have so many memories of me being left alone or with nothing while the cool guys were getting it all in terms of respect,appreciation,sex and credit.
Not even being ackowledge as a person with feelings and dignity while others were worshipped as superheroes just cause they were better shaped.
Then slowly my attitude became more like the one Vic Mackey from the shield, any possible trick or action to reach the goal even if it involves hugh risks, rule violation and even being physically harmed.

I guess I was just a good decent guy which had no other choice than become like that, it doesnt apply only to girls.
Im still not a guy that turn heads on the street but somehow both girls and guys feel that there is something in me and get attracted from that, vitality maybe?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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lol she probably sucked another c0ck before she made out with you.
 

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sounds like a made up story
 

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SeymourCake said:
lol she probably sucked another c0ck before she made out with you.
lol
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SeymourCake said:
lol she probably sucked another c0ck before she made out with you.
Aren't you the guy that gave a girl multiple orgasms just from getting your hair cut?
 

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I'm surprised you didn't go all the way:

You're in the janitor's room, she's blowing you, AND you had a condom? lol
 

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Always come in her mouth lol.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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SeymourCake said:
lol she probably sucked another c0ck before she made out with you.
Cant really be sure, for sure she didnt taste like rubber as when she finished with me...


foreverAFC said:
sounds like a made up story
Yeah farmville was down so I decided to kill time in some other way... :rolleyes:

purebred said:
I'm surprised you didn't go all the way:

You're in the janitor's room, she's blowing you, AND you had a condom? lol
I hinted that I wanted to fvck but she made it clear she didnt want, also I wasnt completly calm in that moment

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Always come in her mouth lol.
I can tell when a "no" means "insist and you will get" and when it means no chance in hell.
 

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Our future wife's and mother of our children :)
 

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Who Dares Win said:
She and her friend were dancing with two guys honestly both better looking than me in terms of masculinity (broader shoulders,taller and larger jaws), then they all went to sit on a table and the guy went to the bar to get drinks.
LOL

I'm imagining this as some kind of Animal Planet documentary on tiger shark mate selection :whistle:
 

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Our future wife's and mother of our children :)

i know this is something that troubles you, but its something you just have to accept and learn to get over, every woman has a past, every woman has sexual desires, its not the end of the world

taking a womans virginity is disgusting anyway man, do you really want your bed to look like there was a hunting accident after you are done
 

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foreverAFC said:
i know this is something that troubles you, but its something you just have to accept and learn to get over, every woman has a past, every woman has sexual desires, its not the end of the world

taking a womans virginity is disgusting anyway man, do you really want your bed to look like there was a hunting accident after you are done
NO its not something I have to accept. Feel free to have a tainted girlfriend. But with a little patients I'm sure I'll find something worthwhile.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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