unable to guess what the gal wants frm me

[prag345]

aGgggggsg

 

[squirrels]

There is no excuse for this:

luv

or this...

wid

or this...

wen

or this...

dat

or this...

nd told evrythng abt

or this...

"yaar we r frnds.

"YAAR!!" What is she a f**king pirate??

or this...

u r a brght student

Obviously not a bright English student.

or this...

She never rplied.

Maybe she couldn't "ndrstnd" you.

or this...

colg

Toothpaste??

or this...

the xams went on

Christmas??

or this...

dat day ki i cant express.

KI was an awesome game...I liked playing as Spinal.

or this...

dis tym

With a "Y"? REALLY?? It wasn't enough shortening it, you had to replace letters?? What, was it too much of a stretch to the "i" key for you to bother??

or this...

again colg started

Gotta be religious about brushing your "teef".

or this...

during these conversations,

You actually spelled out the whole word, "conversations", but you can't be bothered to type all the letters in "that" or "time"??



or this...

"let me ask my mother nd i vl tell u".

"vl"?? Is that supposed to be "will"??

You have committed murder today, son, and the victim is the English language.

I can't go on.

 

[PokerStar]

hey squirrels,

its the texting generation. people are getting mad lazy.

 

[DonJuan_DeRosco]

Holy paragraphs and punctuation Batman!

Dear god lad, if you talk like you type, i'd just shoot myself 6 times in the face with a dart gun right now!