Ultimate Guide to almost everything

[fox144112]

NOTE: I AM NOT the original creator of all the information found within this Guide but I have gathered all this information from a large number of sources and even if i could remember them all i couldnt be bothered listing them all. If you would reall like recognition email me at [email protected] basically this guide is a bunch of mini guides and quotes that i compiled

Opportunities are brilliantly disguised
as impossible situations
Neo: "What are you trying to tell me, that I should think about body language, how to apply kino, what to say and do and what to avoid
basicly, mental notes, keep eye contact, don't look down, don't fidget, don't be too nice."
Morpheus: "No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you own't have to."

OPENERS
you never say hi ! whats up with that?"

Note: This only works on the popular girls.
Go to the cafeteria, and sit alone for a few minutes, and then suddenly look up to those girls and instantly when you do, stand up, walk over to them and say.
You guys suck!! (Serious but with a grin) Do you want to know why?
Girl: blabla no/yes whatever
You: (****y and playful with a grin, sound like you are their daddy telling them that they cannot go to a party) I've been sitting here alone for twenty why you girls are like miss popular around here. Okay, so maybe some of you are pretty but beauty is common so who are you guys.
Girls: blabla im tina --Interrupt as soon as they start speaking. You shouldn't even let them tell you your name yet.
You: So i am going to sit down with you guys and we'll get to know eachother.
Then neg them a little, act like an older brother teasing them. make them interested.
But, use this one carefully, it works for me because i can act it really good, don't let them have the opportunity to say "**** yourself" or whatever, always interrupt in the beginning. Don't let them ban you from sitting down.

"I BET you have a nice smile…" they will do either of the following
Crack a BIG smile
Smile & Blush
Smile and say thank you..
then you say… Ah! See? I knew it

NEGS
- "You and I would never get along."
- "You're a bad girl, my mother warned me about girls like you."
- "You're a shy girl aren't you? You guys need to get her out more."
- "You guys are trouble."
“When I first met you I thought that you were cute… (look of uncertainty + dramatic pause) fortunately for you… I still do.”

GAMES
Hey, lets play a game!
Imagine you are alone in a field, and see a straberry field in front of you with tasty strawberries.
There is a fence/gate around the field. How high is it?
(= how easy is this girl/guy to take sex)
How you are in the strawberry field, how many strawberries do you take?
(=how many BFs/GFs that person wants)
Ok, after you have finished enjoying the strawberries, how do you feel about the farmer, who's field you took them from?
(=how you feel to that person after ****ing them)

TXT
Remember, usually you should wait longer than she did to text back. If she texts you 2 hours later, wait 3 hours to text her. 2 minutes, 3 minutes, ect.
"Okay, I texted you. What are your next two wishes"
Made u look!
OMG, Ull never guess what just happened
Try to read this and not think of me
try to read this and not smile
-RULES ABOUT TEXTING
1) Rarely Initiate Conversations
In fact, depending on the girl I sometimes never initiate text convos. Let her be the one to text first, almost always.
"Why doesn't he ever text me first? Does he not like me? Does he think I'm boring?"
2) Keep Texts and Convos Short
You don't generally want to be sending 'walls of text' to her. If the conversation is that engrossing you should be having it face to face with kino/EC/body language. If she sends you a wall o' text *****ing about her new laundry detergent, reply with something like, "Oh that's crazy well I gotta go cya!" Shut her down. You aren't the complaints department, and make that clear to her.
However, BE C/F!!. I'm not saying keep texts to one word replies and act like you are a robot. Be funny! Just keep it short. Keep her craving more. And don't talk about her problems.
"I can't wait for him to text me he's always so funny!! Why does he always have to run off why doesn't he want to talk about my problems!? Does he not care about me??"
3) Take Your Time Responding
Don't always respond right away. Sometimes wait an hour to respond to her first message, and then leave 5 or 10 minutes in between texts after that. You are a busy man, your time is precious! Now one trick here is to always keep her guessing - sometimes respond very quickly and have a rapid convo going - then END IT. Next time wait an hour to respond. This keeps her wondering. "Why did he text me back right away earlier today, but won't answer me now? What's he doing? Why doesn't he make time for me? Who is he with? Is he with a girl...?"
4) Don't Always Respond
Again, you are a busy man. Do not apologize the next day either. If she brings it up, act like you forgot about the message altogether. This will kill her. "I've been checking my phone every 5 minutes for the whole day WHY DOESN'T HE RESPOND GAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
5) Limit the Number of Convos You Allow Her
Notice the language I used? You ALLOW her to have a convo on YOUR terms. Give her one or two a day, or sometimes none. Make her crave every text she gets from you.
"He used to text me all the time and I couldn't get rid of him...but now he almost never does and now I can't get him out of my head!"
6) TRANSITION
Texting is a TOOL. Your end game is to get her in the sac...if you sit there and send 100 texts a day to her, that's WASTED TIME. Next time a girl gives you a text reply by saying, "busy right now I'll give you a call later". Call. Set up date. Close the deal. This is the Game. Sending a million texts is not.
[now you're ****ing this chick and all the other guys are sitting there sending AFC texts to her...which she's just going to ignore.
"This cat is cat a cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!"
"Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?"

IOI
When you see her, her eyes will inevitably meet yours, and you'll be locked in eye contact.
When that happens, simply SMILE at her.
If she smiles back, guess what?
She's OPEN TO YOU MEETING HER!

# CLOSER
“I need to get going, let me give you a call…what’s your number?”

CHALLENGES
Ask every hot girl you see if they have any gum. If they say yes, you get free gum and if they say no, you ask why.
Being the guy that always has gum, and gives to people, and limiting it over time? Which is giving value, but not letting yourself get used.

INSPIRATION
The only sure thing is that we're gonna die someday, and knowing that we must take our chances before we do.
The pain of loosing is way softer than the pain of not trying.
" Try man, try harder and harder !
Try 10 ten times to kiss a girl. If you get ten nos, the eleventh might be a yes!
Two months ago, when you started playing soccer, you couldn't kick the ball where you wanted. You'd kick weak,low balls in the middle of the goal. Now you kick strong, high and effects balls.
In two months !
It seemed impossible didn't it?
But you tried.
You kept trying!
I saw you by yourself kicking the balls until you finally got it! "
I plan 10% of the time and act 90% !!
"If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe."
"Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game, one foot from a winning touchdown."
"Why are you afraid of being wrong? I really dislike it when students are shy and afraid of being wrong. How can you go through life afraid of being wrong? Life is an opportunity to explore and discover. Don't be afraid of being wrong in this class when you try to discover the content. I have more respect for students who explore and might be wrong than for students who are afraid and only want to get by. Those students are wasting their time and lives. They never try AND put no effort into their lives. They might as well stay at home and sleep for the rest of their lives. If you want to succeed in my class, you need to stop being afraid of anything, being wrong or rejection or "failing." Your life can be GREAT if you want it to be. But you will need to be fearless."
F alse
E vidance
A ppearing
R eal
"The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle."
You are convinced life will be complete when your spouse gets it together, when you can afford a nicer car, when you are able to go on a nice vacation, or when you retire. Somehow you have learned happiness is the result of favorable conditions. This is backwards and it is time to unlearn this traitorous belief. The simple truth is favorable conditions result from deep inner happiness.
There is no better time to be happy than right now, right this minute. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges.

 

[fox144112]

part 2:

Once there was a group of tiny frogs who arranged a climbing competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer the contestants on.
The race began. No one in the crowd really believed the frogs would reach the top of the tower. Statements such as, “Oh, way too difficult!”, “They will never make it to the top.”, “Not a chance they will succeed, and “The tower is too high!”, were heard throughout the race.
One by one, the frogs began collapsing. Only those who gained a fresh purpose continued to climb higher. The crowd yelled louder, “It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!”
More frogs became tired and gave up. But one continued to climb higher and higher. This one refused to give up!
At the end of the race, everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for one tiny frog who put out a huge effort to reach the top!
Then everyone wanted to know how he managed to do it. How had he found the strength to reach his goal? It turned out the winning frog was deaf!
The wisdom of this story is this. Never listen to other people’s negative comments or pessimism because they will steal your dreams.

MISC
(if somebody judges you by your reputation) Look, ... some people have reputations. And you hear stories about them. But you judge them based on your direct experiences with them. I just don’t have time in my life for a girl who isn’t strong enough to form her own impressions. (now I turn around and face her). Is that you?”
"Oh, I am so sorry, ladies! I am afflicted with this disease known as M.A.L.E. It is natural for me to glance at you, your oh so curvaceous body. I am soooo sorry. Please, please FORGIVE ME!"

Quotes
Its a crazy world, so i stay in mine. -lil wayne
"He must be very ignorant, because he answers every question he is asked." - Voltaire
" You'd better get ready to come in contact with the dominant ideology of the non-producer. At least 75% of the people you come in contact with would like to tax you, criticize you, assault you, and envy you because you are, or want to be, a success. - George F. Sterne "

RULES
The 80:20 Rule (or is it 90:10?)
This is a fact: 20% of the guys hook up with 80% of the girls on most college campuses. At smaller schools, the ratio can be skewed even more.
I call any guy in this category a “20% Man”. You’ll literally have one guy who has, over the years, hooked up with five or ten girls at
the same sorority.
3 sec RULE

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status.


NOT TO DO
When an AFC sees a girl he's interested, he thinks about how he looks and how she looks. Then he thinks about how to approach her and everything regarding that approach. Then he doesn't approach because he was too busy thinking about approaching. Then he goes home analyzing his nonexistent approach. Then he's in bed, analyzing the approach a little more. Then he dreams about how the approach would have went. Then he wakes up hoping to at least see her beautiful face. Then he finally sees her within approaching
If you do not initiate Kino and wait for her to do it, you are Mr. Nice Guy. This is what Nice Guys do and why they lose. They are too 'nice' and think that touching a girl will 'scare' her or show that he is too interested (by touching her it tells her that you are interested in her sexually).
Failure to do this will land you right into the "Let's Just Be Friends Zone. The girl will see you as a nice personality but sexually as a mannequin. Why? Because mannequins don't initiate Kino. distance. AND HE DOES THE SAME FCKING **** AGAIN. STOP THINKING. WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN CLASS OR STUDYING, DON'T THINK. JUST FCKING DO IT.
1. They are not confident enough to stand up for themselves.
2. They never do anything exciting and others find them boring.
3. They copy other people to try to become popular (posers). Very unoriginal.
4. They don't respect themselves and others don't respect them. They let others (especially chicks) walk all over them (doormats).
5. They are too busy doing what others want them to do for laughs instead of doing what they want to do and enjoy doing.
These are the nerdy types, the nice guys that get shoved into lockers, the self-conscious geeks that never look a chick in the eye.

 

[fox144112]

part 3:

KINO
to stay emotionally healthy we need a certain amount of touches by people a day
Now repeat after me, "I WILL do KINO on every cute girl I meet from now on"

I read an article in Men's Health written by a woman. She said guys need to touch women as early as the first date. It lets them know you're into them.
I think how women view it varies depending on the woman. I often touch a girl first and w/ positive results. Just to see her reaction, I mean an innocent touch like on the arm or back and lightly and quickly. If she seems repulsed, I move on, forget her.
I do this even if I don't know the girl or before we ever date. I was at a party recently and touched a girl on the back to nudge her forward so I could get to the keg. We had never seen each other before. After that I could see her checking me out and showing interest, she wasn't before I touched her

ALPHA/DJ!!
NEVER TURN DOWN A INVITE TO BE SOCIAL UNLESS THE CURRENT SETTING IS MORE SOCIAL
1. Thinking is not natural. When we were all little boys, we didn't think that much outside of class. We went to school, found reading and learning fun, had recess and ran around. Went home and enjoyed time with our parents. watched cartoons. did simple ****. AND WE FCKING LOVED IT.

Being a DJ/Alpha, in regards to the ladies, is the simplest ****. Make good eye contact. Approach new women. Talk to the ladies and have fun. Use kino. Get numbers. Hang out. Escalate. She’s not interested? Who gives a fck, she can just be a friend then. You should already have other girls of interest dying for a chance to hang out with you because you’re an Alpha. You’re one of the few Great Catches. It’s that simple.

Treat girls like they're little girls

An alpha sees a pretty girl. He walks up towards her. He greets her, with a little kino. He makes small talk, c+f/jokes around with some sexual innuendos. She's laughing and smiling. He’s making great eye contact and conversation and kino. HE, HE, HE ends the interaction because HE HAS HIS OWN LIFE (though you don't have to end every interaction...I’m just making this point because I see it too often...guys love the moment so much that they keep going until the lady decides to end it...and girls begin to realize he doesn’t have anything better to do, she knows, she has him hooked). This moment/interaction was no better to him than studying for his math test or talking with his mom earlier that morning. LIFE IS GOOD, EVERY PART OF IT. He gives equal value to all and everything. He receives equal enjoyment from all things.
S - Smile.
A smile is the most potent tool in a DJ's arsenal. It lets girls, and people in general, know that you are a friendly guy that is enjoying life. Even if you don't have perfect teeth or a blindingly white smile, do it anyway. It is the most important thing you can do for your game, and to improve the quality of your life.
P - Posture.
Body language is the most important and effective way of communicating with people, especially women. If you walk around like the hunchback of Notre Dame, the desirable women WILL NOT be fighting for dates with you. Your body language and posture communicate your confidence and your alpha male status. Walk slowly, as if you are under water, with your shoulders back and your head held high. When sitting down, in class or anywhere, sit comfortably erect with your head high. Take up space, spread your legs and arms because YOU are the dominant presence in the room. DO NOT fidget, twirl your pencil, or touch your skin or any other quirks, these display nervousness and go against the confident image you want to display.
E - Eye Contact.
Eye contact, along with smiling, is vital to showing your confidence and your status as an alpha male. The most important thing to remeber about eye contact is to NEVER look down, unless someone comments on your shoes or something . Looking down is a sign of submissiveness and a lack of confidence. If you have to look away, which you should occasionaly do while in a conversation, look up, look to the side, or even cover your eyes with your hands, but DO NOT look down. Maintain eye contact with everyone, and you will be surprised at the increase in your confidence.
A - Attitude.
OK, this category is going to be fairly large because there are a lot of things that personify the mindset of a Don Juan. First and most important thing to remember about the attitude of a Don Juan, is that a DJ believes they are the greatest catch and they are the prize to be won. AFC's go through life believing women are the prize and must be impressed and "wooed" into liking them. This is why they are AFC's. A DJ makes women work to impress HIM, because after all, he can have any woman he wants. A Don Juan is also funny, speaks his mind, and does not let people's reactions affect him in any way. The main difference between a Jerk and a Nice Guy, is that the proverbial Nice Guy filters what he say so he won't hurt anyone's feelings. HOW BORING!! The Jerk says whatever the F*CK he wants to whoever the hell he wants to. This is emotionally exciting to women, and therefor attractive. I am not saying go out and be a d*ck to everyone you meet, but a DJ does not worry about offending people and walking lightly. To quote a Master Don Juan "Life is not walking on eggshells" or something like that . Another point to the attitude of a Don Juan is that they are funny. Some DJ's will say that it is important to be ****y and Funny, or C & F. While this IS an effective tactic, being ****y can easily be done over the top, which is a turn off for most girls. The optimal would be to be Confident and Funny, but to the aspiring DJ confidence is something that does not come easily. So I suggest to be ****y and funny, but to be careful not to overdo it, and then as you become more comfortable with your game, Confident and Funny. Finally, a Don Juan has his own opinions about things, and will not agree to something just to make people like him. Take a side on everything, and live and THINK your own way.
K - Kino.
Kino, or kinesthetics, is what keeps us out of the "friend zone." Kino is non-sexual touching, that creates a physical connection between the DJ and the hottie. Kino, after being escallated, can even be the "invasion" of a girl's personal physical space, bubble, or whatever. Without Kino, even the funniest, best looking, charming, confident guy with a great smile will have an extremly hard time landing a physical relationship with any girl. There are many articles on this board about Kino, and I suggest you read them.

Tricks
if you ever think a girl gave you a fake number, do the number check.
If she tells me her number (for example, 822-2130), I will repeat the number back to her wrongly (such as 822-2230).

 

[NorwegianDJ]

I like it. I even saw some of my stuff in here.
This is good, but it has HUGE blindspots. When an afc, or anyone for that matter, read this.. I don't think it will help them.
Most of this is EGO BOOSTING MATERIAL, it's pick up. You put on your pimp jacket, and go out and 'sarge' woman, because someone on an internet forum tells you that "You are the man". It doesn't work like that.
Don't get me wrong, it's good stuff, but it's not the right kind of stuff. There are some stuff here I will probably use from time to time. Theres good sources like 'Conquer your campus', Pook, Me, SPEAK(?) (that last part), etc. Isolation is important. You cannot be escalating hard without isolating.
But this one thing you wrote: "Thinking is not natural. When we were all little boys, we didn't think that much outside of class. We went to school, found reading and learning fun, had recess and ran around. Went home and enjoyed time with our parents. watched cartoons. did simple ****. AND WE FCKING LOVED IT." This is a signpost to where we want to be. We want to find ourselves again. Since we were born we have been exposed for SOCIAL CONDITIONING from all angles. Not that it's a bad thing always, as it's a part of our social learning. But in this aspect, it ****s us up. But then again, why should you listen to me? I'm just a person on an internet forum. What do I know, right? But if you're not open minded, and refuse to listen to any advice, or think you know it, where will that get you? Greatness or missery? Take all advice with a grain of salt, and use you own judgement.

 

[Huffman]

I think I've read almost all of these things here in the forum over the last 3 years... man I really gotta come here less