"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Flavor Flav. Watchin his show cracks me up. This guy is one of the best DJ's I've seen. He has 10-15 women living with him (depending on how early in the season it is), with different ones sharing his bed and the others knowing about it.

He treats them with class and they all feel special even though they know their just one of the many.

How many people do you know can take a girl to KFC and make her feel like a princess. It was hilarious. They were all dressed up for a nice romantic dinner, the limo pulls up to KFC, she was :eek: , she thought he was joking at first, but he closed the place down for her and she thought he was king at the end of the date.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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I don't know if I'd hold him in the same class of DJs that you could find in Manhattan, South Beach, LA or Ibiza. Take a look at the women he's sarging, personally I think their personalities leaves a lot to be desired. Something tells me that they'd go after any guy with a little extra bling.
 
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You can get away with murder if you have the bling. These h0rez are just there for the cash.

Look no further than the life of Howard Hughes for another example. Dude had ALL the top notch arm-candy of the era. Was it because he was exceptionally smooth? Perhaps, but he was loony-toons, so it must have been the money/power that was the real hook.
 
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If he didn't have the bling...and pulled that stuff off...then I would say he is a DJ.

That woman feels special because she knows she might eventually get a diamond ring or necklace.

She is investing in those things.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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