"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok i have a female friend ive become pretty good freinds with in the past few months, i just started to realize that she only chills with me cuz she wants me, yes im dumb i know. it was obvious. But anyway, she kept sayin over and over how our other firend thinks the two of us r goin out cuz we always hang out just the 2 of us. She is alsays bringin this up, so it became obvious that shes tryin to get me to ask her out. Then i told her i wanna just be friends for now and dont wanna ruin it. And the other ngiht she kept bringing up sex, and then actually joked bout her being my booty call, mutiple times. It almsot didnt seem she was jokin, i think she meant it. She was sayign ealrier that she has been starving for physical interaction she hasnt even kissed a guy in like 8 months since her ex bf.

So my question is, would u guys bang her? She really is not veyr attractive to me. Shes not ugly, i know other guys who thinks shes not bad, but i just envision myself kissing her and gettin turned off. I dont know why but ijust get almsot nauseous thinkin gof kissing her, let alone sleepin with her. Not worht it for the practice even right? God i wsih she was hot.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The_Reaper said:
Get her to suck you off.
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Hmm didnt think of that, that doesnt require attractiveness, and feels damm good. Only thing is shes prob the type who wants reciprocation :(
 
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I couldn't imagine forgoing my pride for a BJ.
 
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Couldn't imagine myself eating a girl out, unless she was hella fine, and hella clean. Couple of shots of vodka wouldn't hurt either:D And does she have a nappy face? Or is it she's got an ok face, she's just chunky?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ValleyDJing said:
Couldn't imagine myself eating a girl out, unless she was hella fine, and hella clean. Couple of shots of vodka wouldn't hurt either:D And does she have a nappy face? Or is it she's got an ok face, she's just chunky?
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Nah her face looks kinda like aq bulldog, but avg at the same time, hard to explain, sh ehas a deep voice, big outh and teeth and of course htat bulldog expression i mentioned. Shes 5'7'' which is taller than me, im 5'6''. No big deal but she has a very large frame, a littl emeaty not really chunky tho. But really i just feel no attraction at all.

Nah not doin it for a bj, especially since she prob really likes me. Wouldnt be right anyway.
 
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I say good call then.:up: There's more chicks out there man don't worry about it.
 
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lol, Always seems to happen this way. The ones you dont want are more forward and obvious with their intentions.
 
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I wouldn't do it but I know what you mean about I wish she was hot. Once I turned down a threesome with a proper HB9 because the other one was fat. I couldn't do it and the worst thing was that she said as I was walking to the bedroom with the HB9 "You're not doing anything without me!" - and I didn't :-(

Talk about a bummer!

So guys would you take one for the team, if you're the team. :)
 
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