"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ugh New Semester New Troubles

The Master Disaster

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Ok, I'm good with women now. I can get there interest. Now here is the trouble. I am in Personal Fitness with 3 chicks who sit next to me. I know one of them. She is on good terms with me. Her friend declined to sit beside her and sat by me. The whole period kept making eye jestures at me. Then the 3rd girl sat next to the girl i know. So now i have 3 girls next to me. They all are good looking and I am stuck. I don't know anyone else in the class, and I mean I get bored listening to them. The girl I know, I don't know very well. I just know she thinks i'm funny. I've known her for at least 5 years. I don't know much about her personal life. UGH! Some help would be greatly appreciated.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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GateKeeper

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Disaster... clearly define what your issue is.

Are you just simply bored?
If you are bored with them, tell them,

"wow, all you guys talk about is XYZ. I listened to it for 2 days because your cute, but if you want to keep someone like me around, you're going to have to start talking about more exciting things!"

they'll probably act offended, and maybe they might be sincerely offended.... dont pay any attention. SMILE THE WHOLE TIME. Suggest what they talk about!

"Passions, desires, ...physical desires..."
they might giggle, or smile and roll their eyes
"dreams, can you dance, can you sing, God help me, something!"
 
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