"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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UG1 dude lands LTR with cute 7

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If I were him, and got offered corrective surgery, I would've gotten it so fast! But this is a case of someone born with a disorder. Still, I'd go look to get that kind of sh*t fixed. Dude got really lucky here.
 

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I watched the documentary about him and it wasn't really luck, he had a great personality and enjoys life regardless of what he looks like.

The guy is a legend
 
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He was on BBC news either last year or earlier this year and tbh I don't think he looks that bad, the only noticeable thing is his eyes and clearly it hasn't affected his zest for life or his good personality.

Good on him and I wish him all the best for the future. It's great to see an underdog doing well.
 
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