Reyaj
Master Don Juan
what happend, what happend?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
UFC 61 ...predictions?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
:moon: Thats what happened. Definitely lame event.
They stopped the fight too soon….Shamrock could have taken more punishment.
As for Arlovski and Sylvia - that really sucked. I don’t know why Arlovski didn’t take him down. He couldn’t get at him otherwise, that paluka Sylvia is jut too big.
But - fully satisfying is the prospective fight between Wanderlei Silva and Chuck Lidell in November. That’s freaking awesome. Do you guys think Chuck was expecting that? Dana White, such a drama queen, in the way he had that announced. He’s so WWF.
They showed a clip tonight of a past fight where Couture had Ortiz on the ground and he spanked his as$. I guess that was the highlight of the evening for me. Couture is one classy dude.
They stopped the fight too soon….Shamrock could have taken more punishment.
As for Arlovski and Sylvia - that really sucked. I don’t know why Arlovski didn’t take him down. He couldn’t get at him otherwise, that paluka Sylvia is jut too big.
But - fully satisfying is the prospective fight between Wanderlei Silva and Chuck Lidell in November. That’s freaking awesome. Do you guys think Chuck was expecting that? Dana White, such a drama queen, in the way he had that announced. He’s so WWF.
They showed a clip tonight of a past fight where Couture had Ortiz on the ground and he spanked his as$. I guess that was the highlight of the evening for me. Couture is one classy dude.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
So Sylvia won? how?
Tito basically did what? Took that old **** Shamrock down?
Tito basically did what? Took that old **** Shamrock down?
RazedNegative
Don Juan
Ortiz would have won anyway, but that was a weak ref stoppage. At least wait til there is some damage done.
As for the heavyweight champ fight, it coulda gone either way...boring all around. I wanted Arlovski to win, but he didnt do much to push it his way. Im glad I went to a bar to watch instead of shelling out the dough.
As for the heavyweight champ fight, it coulda gone either way...boring all around. I wanted Arlovski to win, but he didnt do much to push it his way. Im glad I went to a bar to watch instead of shelling out the dough.
Jayer said:
Should I really tell you everything? I don’t want to spoil it for you before you see it. But on the other hand, I guess there’s not much to spoil…
Alright. The fight didn’t last long. Shamrock was swinging going in, but Tito took him down, got through his guard, and pushed him into the cage - like Tito typically does.
From thereon, he gave him about 4 fast elbows in a row…and then the ref stopped it. They said Shamrock wasn’t intelligently defending himself. But it was awfully fast to decide that, I think. Lots of boos for Tito, and he said that he would be willing to fight him again.
The question pending was….with this win, would Tito be fighting Lidell next? And that’s when Wanderlei stepped into the octagon, to challenge Lidell to a fight….which he accepted...in November. (This will happen if Lidell wins his next upcoming fight).
As for Arlovski and Sylvia…they went four rounds of boxing. Not a lot of action, they were rather cautious of eachother. Arlovski did reasonably well, and proved that he does have a chin….but couldn’t get a decent hit in without getting hit back – because Sylvia is a big lanky paluka. The refs gave the win to Sylvia. Not sure whats next for Arlovski.
The very first fight….was so incredibly messy that I couldn’t finish my steak. Yetch.
Oh, and after typing all that, I see they’ve already updated the results on the UFC website:
http://www.ufc.com/
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GojZtWxw2-4&search=tito shamrock
Here's the Shamrock video on YouTube. I was drunk off my ass by the time the first fight ended (the real bloody one), and was laughing hysterically, comparing it to Mortal Kombat. I ended up out before the Ken and Tito fight even started
Here's the Shamrock video on YouTube. I was drunk off my ass by the time the first fight ended (the real bloody one), and was laughing hysterically, comparing it to Mortal Kombat. I ended up out before the Ken and Tito fight even started
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haha ufc sux.
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I hate the way they shoot the UFC; it ends up looking like a cheap wwf show from the 80's. Pride is much better.