"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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piranha45

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Silva-Forrest was LOL :D Its not too often that I laugh that hard. Anyone notice Silva's reaction to all the boos before the fight started? hahah

Hendricks fight was not stopped early, he had that guy fried regardless.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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your right! that fight was definitely a LOL.

I think silva has a cheat code :p like machicda :)
 
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I love how Silva dropped his hands and baited Griffin to come after him, all the while floating just inches away from the punches. It was like watching a cat bat a mouse around before biting its head off.
 

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Anderson Silva ROCKS!!! Best pound 4 pound MMA fighter in the UFC. What I like about him too is that he's a nice dude as well and a good sportsman. I hate straight up douchebag assh0les like Brock Lesnar. Now if only Fedor would sign so he could come in and chew Brock head off and spit it in the audience.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Love his facial expressions too especially when people booed him. Fedor vs Sylvia, then we will know who's the pound for pound.

Hendricks/Sadollah fight was early. The punches while Sadollah was on the ground either missed or grazed his head. Dan Miragliotta didn't have a good angle as he was behind Hendricks.
 

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Miragliotta has screwed up countless times, hes a ****ing awful ref.
 

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Before watching this fight, i thought Silva was good but a bit overrated, but seeing how he dismantled that tough SOB Griffin with ease, i really don't see anybody challenging him in his weight class or even light heavyweight. He'll have his belt for a long time.
 

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S.Y.L said:
Miragliotta has screwed up countless times, hes a ****ing awful ref.
Totally agree. Miragliotta is the worst ref. in MMA. He botches half the fights he officiates. Steve Mazzagatti is also a terrible referee.

None of the upcoming middleweight opponents look very good for Anderson. I have no interest in seeing a rematch with Dan Henderson or Nate Marquart. The only middleweight that could possibly be a threat to Anderson Silva is Yushin Okami who's beaten Anderson before. Japanese fighters have been Anderson's Kryptonite. 3 of Anderson's 4 losses have been against Japanese fighters.

I really want to see Anderson fight the winner of Machida/Shogun for the title too.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I was rooting for griffin lol.Dam he got it bad but fedor is still the best pound 4 pound he studies a blend of sambo and systema. and is in crazy shape.
 

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Yeah I certainly recall Silva being declared the best by White, but White talks trash about Fedor now because Fedor refused to sign papers which would allow UFC to own him. The only people that hate the fans are the UFC execs.
 
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