"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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u won't find a weekly rental room for $70

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or less, and that's a BARE room in the cheapest areas, with no AC. In many areas, it will be $110 for a place that's full of roaches and mice, too. Plenty of tenants will pay another $30-$50 per week for having access to a washer, dryer, and microwaves, if the Tv's, net, computer, small fridge, locker, bed, covers, are being provided in the rooms. All house's rooms are big enough for 2 people to live in, (basically) and some can handle 4 guys, especially if they'll double bunk.

I've seen 3 bedroom, 2 bath houses with 16+ people living in them. The owners built on 4 big porches, 2 on each of 2 stories, and put 2 guys in each one! :) They converted the dining room and living rooms into bedrooms. Added a bathroom in the "mud room" (or in a den) downstairs. Nothing says that you can't find a place with a garage, either. You might not be able to rent out the garage as living space (depends upon city regulations) but it can certainly be a place for a couple washers and dryers and for a bathroom. That frees up 2 rooms (ie, 4-6 more tenants) in the house.

$100 per week, per 20 tenants, is 100k per year, guys. Lots of big old houses can be had, in many areas, for well under 100k. But you don't want to make more than the minimum payment. you don't want equity in the place, in case you have to walk away from it. you'll need empty room insurance, liability insurance (out the arse) You'll need strict control of the AC and heat. You'll need to poke your head into each room and look around, at LEAST once a week (daily is preferable) You also need to have each tenant sign a "sober-living" contract. That lets you evict them "at will". You'll go thru a bunch of un-desirables before you find good tenants, but you WILL find them, at such prices. In fact, within a year, there will be a waiting list to get into your building(s).
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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