"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I just hope it is not the typical Hollywood Blockbuster summer remake, i.e. Pearl Harbor from a few years back with Ben Affleck almost single handedly defeating the Japanese.
 
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CGE333 said:
I just hope it is not the typical Hollywood Blockbuster summer remake, i.e. Pearl Harbor from a few years back with Ben Affleck almost single handedly defeating the Japanese.
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haha, I sure hope not. While the Pearl Harbor scene was done well, it made you believe the Americans won the Battle of Britain and two ****y young pilots won the war.
 
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We Brits are always the villains in US films, they'll probably get English actors to play the sharks.
 
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Nighthawk said:
We Brits are always the villains in US films, they'll probably get English actors to play the sharks.
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Where did that come from? The only military movie where that happened was in the "Patriot" where they made the one British guy look like a butcher.

You ever see "Band of Brothers"? 70% of the whole cast was British and they did a great job. However, they were playing American heroes and not British.

It is about time the Brits make their own movies about D-day and their own sacrifices at Arnhem. Battle of Britain would be another good one to make.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Funny to see this thread... I was just watching Jaws, and Quinn told the story about how 1,100 men went down, and 300 came out... The rest went to the sharks.
 
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