u can get a 5 year GUARANTEE on a woman.

[goundra]

a beautiful, smart, sexy, young woman, too. In fact, you can take your pick of millions of such women. It will cost you a few 1000 $ and a trip overseas(to fvck each of a dozen that you have "set up" beforehand) Then she pays YOU 100k (clear, after taxes, over a 5 year period) If you divorce, back she goes, so that's the "guarantee" that she''ll behave herself. You can't get a ONE DAY guarantee of that on a US bvtch. all you have to do, really is be a MAN, and treat her decently, and she will be a good girl for 5 years, at least.

It doesn't matter what you look like or how old you are, either. US immigration law, however, says that you DO have to gross 18k a year in order to bring in a fiance from overseas., that's just minimum wage and 10 hours a week of overtime pay (1.5x base rate) If you can't make that much, you are one sad sack of a "man". Since she will pay YOU 100k (over a 5 year period, and i DO mean "clear", after taxes, it's well worth doing. you do have to know what job to put her in, but she's guaranteed to get it, due to being female and a minority.

they are so desperate, in the 3rd world, that they will accept marriage without even having seen your PICTURE, dudes. after just an hour of ym chat, and a few emails, to show that you are not a weak moron, and you have a realistic game plan to help her. You can get her to sign one helluva prenuptial agreement, too. She can be here for 90 days on a bridal visa, you know, before you must marry her or she has to return to her country of origin. It's such a helluva good deal for them that they practically worship you, and if you know what to do with the money that she gives you in that 5 year period, you can RETIRE, right here in the USA.

 

[Fatal Jay]

You must have done this dumb a$$ $hit and expect us to follow suit so you can feel better right?

I know a guy who did this mail order bride $hit, and he is spending his first time ever in jail over this broad cause he didn't realize what he ordered.

 

[Married Buried]

Guess I am already doing this in a sense. I married a foreign woman. I did NOT go overseas, she was in the USA for years on a VISA.

So we got married and she had tons of cash in the bank so my name is on the account now and I handle the money. Also she works and makes over 20k a year.

But I don't care about any of that. It's not the reason I married her.

 

[Bible_Belt]

There are plenty of foreign students at every US university who are here on temporary student visas. That's how I met my previous wife. I went through the green card process before 9/11, so it's been a while, but they seemed to give us very little scrutiny at all. Her already being in the US on a valid visa I think helped a lot.

 

[Married Buried]

There are plenty of foreign students at every US university who are here on temporary student visas. That's how I met my previous wife. I went through the green card process before 9/11, so it's been a while, but they seemed to give us very little scrutiny at all. Her already being in the US on a valid visa I think helped a lot.

We had to go to an interview and show pictures for proof and answer questions. I wanted to smack the woman who did the interview. I was like, "stop looking at me" I am not doing anything wrong. Maybe she was jealous.

 

[Bible_Belt]

My then-wife brought pictures and proof to our interview, but our interviewer was an old man who only wanted to talk about the antique gun he had just bought off the Internet. That was in 1997; maybe they are bigger a55holes these days.

 

[Married Buried]

My then-wife brought pictures and proof to our interview, but our interviewer was an old man who only wanted to talk about the antique gun he had just bought off the Internet. That was in 1997; maybe they are bigger a55holes these days.

We still have to go for a mandatory 2nd interview 2 years after we got married. They want to follow up on you.

 

[Bible_Belt]

That's new. I didn't have that. Once her green card came, they stopped caring. Even though we got divorced, she only has to go for an interview once every ten years. And they will pretty much always approve another ten years. She just got re-married to an Arab without a green card. He'll probably get one now. My citizenship is spreading like a virus.

 

[Zarky]

Another great thread

 

[sageproduct]

My then-wife brought pictures and proof to our interview, but our interviewer was an old man who only wanted to talk about the antique gun he had just bought off the Internet.

LOL

You know what goundra, this would actually be a fantastic idea for me. I should get married right now so that I can be considered an independent and get some REAL financial aid, so that Uncle Sam stops thinking my mommy and daddy pay tens of thousands for my school when they actually don't pay anything

 

[Bible_Belt]

That is exactly why I got married at 21, to get financial aid. My new wife got in-state tuition rates upon getting married, instead of the jacked-up rate they charged foreigners. Her tuition was cut by about half, and I got all the student loans I wanted instead of none at all. The green card was just a bonus for her. Plus it didn't hurt that her family is loaded and would pay our bills and fly us to the Caribbean resort hotel they owned for vacations. They were very grateful that I had saved them so much money by marrying their daughter. To this day, they still seem like family; all of us are still in touch.

 

[twentee]

yeah, it's "dumb ****" to have a wonderful wife, who is happy to be here and has no problem with paying for the privelge. She knows how much better off she is, and how REALLY well off she will be in a very few years. So you just keep on getting fvcked over by US bvtches and your own stupidity. I hope it hurts.

 

[sageproduct]

That is exactly why I got married at 21, to get financial aid. My new wife got in-state tuition rates upon getting married, instead of the jacked-up rate they charged foreigners. Her tuition was cut by about half, and I got all the student loans I wanted instead of none at all. The green card was just a bonus for her. Plus it didn't hurt that her family is loaded and would pay our bills and fly us to the Caribbean resort hotel they owned for vacations. They were very grateful that I had saved them so much money by marrying their daughter. To this day, they still seem like family; all of us are still in touch.

Very interesting. I'm curious. How long did that marriage last? On what terms did it end? To what degree did you guys have an understanding that you had financial reasons to get married and wouldn't do it under normal circumstances?

There's a guy and girl in the fringes of my social group who are getting married, chick is a foreigner who just graduated college. Very one-sided relationship it seems like, that she's only in it for the legal benefits..

 

[Bible_Belt]

We were a couple who was already living together, so it's not like we didn't have a real relationship. We met in college and then neither one of us had a place to go when the dorms closed for the year, so we got an apartment together. Then a few months later we figured out it made a lot of sense to get married. We were married seven years.

I ended up moving back to my home state as we grew apart. She filed for the divorce and paid for everything. We never stopped talking though. She ended up having a pretty bad dating life and always regretted breaking up with me. She just recently converted to Islam and married a Moroccan guy. She's not allowed to talk to men, but she still calls me. Her husband and all her new Islamic friends would be pissed if they found out.