"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Type of movie to see?

TheNewGuy

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I'm going on a double-date of sorts with this girl on friday, and we're trying to figure out what movie we want to see. I want horror because I know there will be lots of kino, but she hates horror. Any good genre or title to go see thats out now?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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JSH

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I dont know, but be aware that she knows what sterotypes are for. That horror is for you touching her. Double dates are not that useful either. Go to see a film that you want to see, therefore whatever happens it will not have been wasted.
 

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Go with comedy...I saw wedding crashers w/ my date and it was perfect. It led to kino and eventually to fingering her...a movie like that will get girls horny ;-).
 

The Master Disaster

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Romances are very nice to see as well, but make sure you really like her. If you see a romance, it will make your bond very important to her. Break ups get extremely hard to bear.
 

DJ4Real

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Although one of them hates horror, I think that you should go to see horror.

Remember, you are in control. If one of them gives alot of static and one of them says that "she won't go" tell her "Well, that's too bad. I knew that you'd reject going to see a horror movie with me because you've go "I'm so scared *use a funny voice* stamped right on your forehead, but I have to go, later."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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