"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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****ty phone. would a ringtone make it a teeny bit better??

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mrjoe815

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I have this really old Samsung flip phone with all the generic ringtones. I wanna get something cool as my ringtone to make up for the ****tyness...haha

i found this number to call 1-877-MOVIE-15.. they give you like 10 theme songs to chose from like pink panther, pirates of the carribean, raiders of the lost ark etc. which one should i pick??? or should i get it somewhere else?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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War Against Betaism

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Does having a cool ringtone really make you look any cooler? Honestly who cares, a girl isn't gonna be all up on your nuts if you have the latest ringtones to all the popular songs, and she isn't gonna get turned off if your ringtone is just beeping sounds too. What will turn her off is if you let this small matter get in your head.
 
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You're kidding me right?

I have the most ridiculously stupid ringtone ever -- Apologize by One Republic

If anybody comments on my ringtone it's an instant opener.
 
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ariet

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NObody cares about ringtones on ur ****ty phones and if they do there shallow people. Putting up a ringtone that people can recognise is good or something funny
 
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Wow I stepped in here for old time's sake, and kids today are worried about their fvcking ringtones.

Go to school, do your work, get rich and bang all the hot b1tches and buy all the stupid ringtones you want in the future.

That's all you need. Ringtones...what the fvck seriously
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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My ringtone is "Shipping up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys, I think it's pretty kick ass.
 
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my old phone had a feature where i could record sounds and then send it to myself and set it as my ringtone.. so i could pretty much have whatever i wanted as my ringtone haha. but then i cant even remember the last time my phone wasnt on vibrate so its really useless to me haha. ringtones i mean. seriously youre not even supposed to have phones at school so you cant use the ringtones during school anyways which is the majority of youre life so whats the point anyways? sorry if the majority of youre life part depressed anyone.... school is tomorrow lol... :(
 
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Just get most generic one you can get lol

You know the ones that kinda sound cool, and when your phone first came out everyone had it. Get that one. They kinda funny now and you can't really go wrong with em lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dont buy man. Defualt sony ericsson nokia ones are good enough
 
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Desert Fox said:
Wow I stepped in here for old time's sake, and kids today are worried about their fvcking ringtones.

Go to school, do your work, get rich and bang all the hot b1tches and buy all the stupid ringtones you want in the future.

That's all you need. Ringtones...what the fvck seriously
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Yep.

Seriously, my ringtone goes like this: "ring ring." Good grief. Nobody cares what your phone is. Even if you have a Palm ****ing Treo but don't have the confidence to call that hot girl, what the hell is the use?
 
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