"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Two ways to destroy So Suave

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The two main ways to destroy So Suave and have the site in a frenzy are:

1) Post a "clueless" trollololol story with bits of PUA lingo in it asking for "advice", looks matter, I'm the best, race and or politics thread. Then bump them with Alt's or other trollolololing posters from other sites.

2) Have a chick or a "chick" post a thread on So Suave.


Either seems to work wonders on here regardless if dudes know it's a trollololol thread or not....then again still works even if they find out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can you imagine what would happen if they all posted at the same time?!?!?!



There would be chaos. Ten posts would be spent by all in minutes!

The site would overrun and my keyboard would get lonely while I watch the world burn.
 

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Purefilth said:
Can you imagine what would happen if they all posted at the same time?!?!?!



There would be chaos. Ten posts would be spent by all in minutes!

The site would overrun and my keyboard would get lonely while I watch the world burn.

I'd simply close out SS and pull up TubeGalore then continue my non-no fap challenge till my hands went numb.

I'm shocked no ones started a "Gaming cam-models" thread. It would do "explosive" numbers on here! Sh1t..If I still had a POF account I'd ask that question on their forums.."Anyone ever get tired of getting no replies on POF and switch to gaming cam-models?" Hahahahaha
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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the ranaldo thread was comedy and nothing more. Halfway through people started talking about french fries. I personally had fun watching the dude squirm when trying to talk about anything of substance as he was to unintelligent to do anything. Trolling the trollers so to speak.

Now, the "female" posts are a bit more disturbing. For all the talk about being Macho/alpha/#1, I am always amazed at how much a chick can cause a frenzy here. It really reflects how many probably act in real life when around women - which isn't how they "say" they act here. If a chick wants to have a conversation, cool. She doesn't need to state she's a chick. Me personally, i assume everyone is a male on the internets.
 

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^Yeah lol every time I fake hit on the chick I get flamed even though it's pretty obvious that I'm joking
 

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bradd80 said:
You fake hitting on them? I don't. I do it for real.. I don't give a fvck what other guys here say and usually they don't say anything directly to me about it.

Frig, the last girl who came here was PM'ing me like crazy, I would have fvcked her for sure if she wasn't (a) living far away in Ireland and (b) ugly (she sent me her facebook pic and that's when I bailed).
Bang on, it's typical for girls to aim for someone out of their league but whatever works for them hey.

Some of the guys here take the game far too seriously and care too much for what people think of them. Damn, I don't give a damn what anyone here thinks of me, I'll ask any girl out 1000 times if I had to to get her, and if she says no each time I'm not losing anything. If anyone thinks I'm doing it wrong, ill just sit back and laugh, honestly what do I lose from doing this? 30 seconds on my behalf? It takes almost no effort from me. Meanwhile, she will frantically search for an excuse to let me down lightly. Damn, she is the one missing out.

Also, while I get the idea of nesting and indifference, no one would have to use such tools if they had an actually had a busy schedule and were self confident. There shouldn't even be a term for that kind of thing ,it should be natural.
 
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