"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Two of my encounters with the opposite sex.

ManinNeed

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Well, the first one was one of the twins that I had mentioned awhile back, during passing period at the end of school I finally loked eye contact with her, but before I could say anything her eys shifted to the bottom left. (I know I'm not ugly)

Second, this girl that has been friendly with me ever since I was a Freshman (touching my arm and stuff) Today, (I knew she did this on purpose) She stood infront of me and started backing up right into my arm and stood there for a few sec, then turned to me and said "Oh hi *name* I didn't see you, how come you didn't say anything!.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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the pokemaster

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why the hell did you post this? not being rude but what the f*ck do you want us to say? "well done you encountered the opposite sex..." This is natural man. Stuff like this happens everyday once your a DJ. Go use what your learning from the site and then post your success story.

lol but true say i do know what its like when you do first start noticing girls and their subtle games.
 

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Elti Boi said:
why the hell did you post this? not being rude but what the f*ck do you want us to say? "well done you encountered the opposite sex..." This is natural man. Stuff like this happens everyday once your a DJ. Go use what your learning from the site and then post your success story.

lol but true say i do know what its like when you do first start noticing girls and their subtle games.

I don't know, I guess I was looking for some tips on how to handle the twin...the one I talked about in the first paragraph.

I'd also like to add in that these twins toyed with me a bit during my freshman year..2 years ago, but I brushed it off and kinda said I wasn't interested..but not directly. (they was kinda sloppy back then)
 
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