"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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...that I used last weekend:

- HB-Waitress/Shooter Girl

She asks if you want something to drink.

You ask is this for business or pleasure

If she says pleasure you're in... Get free drink and you might get the girl too, no neg needed :D

If she says for business you:
Let me offer you some business advice then, go up to a group of guys that think you are sexy, act all nice and flirty and I'm sure you'll be able to sell your $h!t

Her: Oh so you don't think I'm sexy (girl I did this too said that )

ME: That's irrelevant, I know better than go for golddiggers

She either laughs, or goes to prove you how she's of all things... A NICE GIRL :rolleyes:

Anyways go for a little rapport and do the number close unless you fvcked it up somewhere. This girl gave me her digits but I won't call her.

- HB-PERFECT 10
Go up to her and compliment her plastic surgeon...
This could go either way (she can get offended or find it hilarious) but you're guaranteed funny story :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Okay if nobody is going to explain to this lamer just how lame his post is then i will.

Trying to build rapport with a girl initially with a one liner is incredibly lame.

These clever one liners are only good after you get to know the girl fairly well. If u say it immediately there is a good chance you will be too upfront and cause her to draw away.

Stop with the lame clever smart ass remarks and just be real with a girl.
 

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Originally posted by HappyHobo
These clever one liners are only good after you get to know the girl fairly well. If u say it immediately there is a good chance you will be too upfront and cause her to draw away.

Stop with the lame clever smart ass remarks and just be real with a girl.
Ok there Don Juan...
But how exacly would you get a girl over to you and 'be real' if her job is to walk around club selling drinks, therefore the more time she spends with you, the less money she makes. Besides the title of the post says examples not techniques.

Anyway you think I'm fronting here?
 

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Im not getting technical with you just pointing out how lame your approach is so dont get technical with me.

Be real basically means dont be fake if u can't figure it out. Fake guys try to impress the ladies with this and that and more lame sh-t.

Real guys dont need to; just a good casual conversation and an invitation to go out on a date would do.

There isn't really a 'picking her up.' You do that with *****s on the side of the street not real women. (literally)

The game is not ... say one thing real smooth and clever and she'll be eating out of your hands. She has to sense that you are real in the way you are.
 

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Originally posted by HappyHobo

Real guys dont need to; just a good casual conversation and an invitation to go out on a date would do.
You don't go clubbing to often... do ya? This example was about hot shooter girls that work in every club . Now you go and do your causal conversation bit and talk about godam' weather so she can see how real you are and we'll see how far you get.

I dunno about you, but when I'm funny... I'm not being fake.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wow

Awfull material to use. This is what you shouldnt do.
 

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Originally posted by Don_Marko
ME: That's irrelevant, I know better than go for golddiggers
Clever, but most girls would miss the humor in this. Try replacing that with 'i know better than go for girls who are after my money' so that she sees you're just making fun of her job, not calling her a golddigger.
 

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shed have to be retarded to not know what a gold digger is...
 

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i feel that much of that will come off as somewhat of an "a$$hole" type thing...the "go find guys that think ur sexy" sounds like a blow off...the gold digger comment sounds like your baggin on her and not jokin..itd be hard to pull that kind of stuff off...for most of us..it may have worked for you...but from what i can tell...it sure as hell wouldnt work for me...
 

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Originally posted by MidwestFreek
i feel that much of that will come off as somewhat of an "a$$hole" type thing...the "go find guys that think ur sexy" sounds like a blow off...the gold digger comment sounds like your baggin on her and not jokin..itd be hard to pull that kind of stuff off...for most of us..it may have worked for you...but from what i can tell...it sure as hell wouldnt work for me...
It's not an everyday kinda comment... ur 15 and I'm guessing your government doesn't allow you to go into clubs yet. However these chicks work the sharks, so to say, they talk to every guy in the club to get $$$, mind you they get paid really good of the tips from AFCs.
Therefore if a girl is on pedstal you gotta knock her to ground level before you can begin anything.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is possibly the worst stuff I've seen passed off as advice since I've been here.

Back to the cage for you...
 
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