Two Improbable Openers/Routines

[HereToImprove]

I never thought these would work either, but they are reasonably field tested (10-20 uses each) and they work shockingly well. I think they work better as a routine than an opener, but I have opened with them a few times as well. They were created from just random conversations I was having with girls and getting good responses the first time. They make more sense on girls in the 20-28 age bracket, as these are very age and era sensitive. Younger or older girls may not know what these games are.

Oregon Trail Opinion Opener:

"Remember Oregon Trail? When you got to the river, did you caulk the wagon and float it, ford the river, or hire a guide?"

Chicks ALL remember Oregon Trail day in school, and they eat this opener up. It almost always opens and branches off into tons of time distorting nostalgia. It always starts conversations about putting your crush into the wagon in 2nd grade and getting the people you didnt like cholera and typhoid and hunting the little rabbits and stuff. Totally under the radar too. About as far from obvious PU as you can get. There are variations on this, you can just go up and ask if she ever played Oregon Trail.


Duck Hunt Trust Test:

"Remember playing Duck Hunt on Nintendo? When you played, where did you sit?"

She will either say "Way back from the TV across the room" at which point you call immediate BS, cause nobody actually did that. You give her a C&F response that she is a liar and now you cant trust her and backturn/freezeout.

Or, she will say "Right up next to the screen" at which point you can bust on her for being a cheater and how you have to watch her now...sometimes I then move into TD's Sexual Predator routine from this her being a sneaky cheater thread.

Try it...worked for me....I have had two new F-closes in the last week

 

[Black_Italian]

Or she would look at you and say:
"why the fu*k does it matter im out here trying to get to work/have a good time and your asking me were i use to sit 10 years ago leave me alone you tool."

Stupid stupid gay openers. The best opener is hi.

Ninja out

 

[Smooth Player 056]

those openers may work, but if they havent played those games your ****ed and u look like an A- hole.


- Smooth Player 056 -
Founder and Creator of the HSDJBC/ Contest

 

[HereToImprove]

I have never gotten blown out or failed to open the set with these. However, I do prefer to open with something else and use these at the end of a routine stack during the attract phase.

 

[Casino]

thats actually an awesome idea man.

you can just totally break off into other nostolgic memories from the past...instant rapport buildng.

ahaha i love it..definitely some of the best material i've read lately.

can't wait to try some of this out..i'll definitely do the Oregan Trail routine and probably follow it up with the Duck Hunt..
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[Evangenlion]

i wouldn't use them as openers, maybe somewhere in the middle of convo, but then its my choice as it is yours to choose whatever u like to open with. As long as it works for you.

:woo:

 

[madgame]

Or, she will say "Right up next to the screen" at which point you can bust on her for being a cheater and how you have to watch her now...sometimes I then move into TD's Sexual Predator routine from this her being a sneaky cheater thread.

Actually, I doubt ANY of the girls I know here used to play nintendo. I think that was as much of a guys' thing as playing with barbie dolls was a girls' thing (you know some guys probably did it, too but not the majority ;-)). Is that so different in the U.S.? And was duck hunt such a popular game? I don't even remember it, though I used to be crazy about nintendo like all the boys... I only remember this shooting game, where you like shot "plates" (In german that's called something like "artifical duck shooting" if u translated it...lol).

Anyways, I like that "you're a cheater I'm gonna have to watch you from now on" bull****. I know girls love that shyt. Maybe if you're lucky you'll be able to get away with something like "you're a cheater, I think I'm gonna have to give your ass a spanking sooner or later". I guess we could call that a spank-close

 

[Life-Trainee]

Did you try that at a Nintendo convention?

 

[HereToImprove]

Haha no...remember, all openers may bomb...some chicks have no idea who David Bowie is or what he looks like, and Dental Floss doesn't have to be used only at Oral Health conventions.

I guarantee if you say this to a girl in her 20s in the US she will know what you are talking about.

Part of it is that I am really congruent with these...I started off a couple months back relying only on spouting RSD-style canned stuff culled from ASF and Bristol Lair and such, but when I started to use my own routines and openers about stuff that really happened to me and that I really know about, my success jumped through the roof because of massively enhanced congruence.

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by madgame
Actually, I doubt ANY of the girls I know here used to play nintendo. Is that so different in the U.S.?

For the past week my gf and I have been playing super mario brothers 1. I hooked up the tv out on my computer to my big screen tv and we've been duking it out (while drinking wine nevertheless ) using emulators. She got really excited and keeps asking to play when she comes over.

I know lots of girls who played nintendo. They often have older brothers and cousins and neighbors who they used to watch or play with.

"They look so goddamn like the same person, i would say to them 'you want ice cream cone?' both of them say yes"

 

[G-Man UK]

Originally posted by mrRuckus
For the past week my gf and I have been playing super mario brothers 1. I hooked up the tv out on my computer to my big screen tv and we've been duking it out (while drinking wine nevertheless ) using emulators. She got really excited and keeps asking to play when she comes over.

I know lots of girls who played nintendo. They often have older brothers and cousins and neighbors who they used to watch or play with.

"They look so goddamn like the same person, i would say to them 'you want ice cream cone?' both of them say yes"

Nice to know your GF is getting excited over something!

:crackup:

 

[Hunchback]

It breaks the rule that you shouldn't talk about dorky **** to chicks. So stop talking about dorky **** to chicks.